Hold on to your hats my peeps; you are about to experience shwingtastic perfection and a major, major drool-fest! Here’s my future wife, and the future mother of my nine children, supermodel Candice Swanepoel, shooting a new Victoria’s Secret bikini photoshoot in St. Barts this past weekend, and all I can say is… lord have mercy! Now that, my peeps, is as perfect and as sexy as any girl is ever gonna get. And these are candid photos; not touched up photoshoot photos. Nice. Alright, enough gushing; enjoy the killer bikini pictures and check out the rest after the jump!

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Here’s my future wife and the future mother of my nine children, supermodel Candice Swanepoel, prancing around NYC the other day with her current boyfriend Hermann Nicoli, and all I can say is… boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! And boooooooooooooo! Boooooooooooooooo! Hsssssssssssss! Bet you haven’t read or heard one of those in a while, eh? One more time… hsssssssssssss! And the fact that Candice is looking drop dead sexy and walking around in public braless isn’t helping things either. Oh well, my fortune teller tells me that this is just a phase, and that our future is still in tact, so all is not lost. But seriously, that guy looks like a total doorknob, right? Right!?!?

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Here’s my future wife, supermodel Candice Swanepoel, modeling her wicked curves and drool-inducing sexiness in over sixty brand spanking new lingerie photos for Victoria’s Secret… say it with me my peeps… sweet Christmas! These are hands down Candice’s sexiest photos to date, and that’s saying something! Sigh… shwingtastic perfection from head to toe as usual. And… why the hell are you still reading this!? Go! Enjoy the sizzling photos, and check out the rest after the jump!

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There just isn’t a better more shwingtastic way to end a week and kick off the much-deserved weekend (especially during Spring Break) than drooling over ridiculously sexy new photos of my future wife, supermodel Candice Swanepoel, unleashing her insanely sexy… well, everything, in skimpy Victoria’s Secret bikinis. Agreed? Agreed. Enjoy, and check out the rest of the sizzling photos after the jump!

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Happy Valentine’s Day my peeps! I hope you’re all having a fun and naughty day with your significant other, or in my case, significant others. And what better way to celebrate the day than with brand spanking new Victoria’s Secret Valentine’s Day flavored lingerie pictures of my future wife Candice Swanepoel? Well, one look at any one of these insanely sexy photos and you’ll come to the conclusion that there just isn’t a better way. So enjoy the sizzling photos (but not too much!), and make sure to check out the rest after the jump!

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Hold on to your hats my peeps, because we’ve got a major shwing-fest today. Here’s my future wife, Candice Swanepeol, modeling a whole bunch of skimpy little bikinis in St. Barts for yet another Victoria’s Secret photoshoot, and obviously, unleashing her beyond sexy body while doing so… sweeeeeeeeeet Christmas!!! Get a load of that wicked little booty! And those killer mile-long legs! And that crazy little waist! And those sultry looks, and that heavenly face, and that cute bikini cleavage, and I can go on and on and on, but I’m going to shut up so you cats can get to the drooling and passing out. So enjoy the sizzling photos, and check out the rest (sixty sexy shots!) after the jump!

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Here are even more brand spanking new Victoria’s Secret lingerie photos featuring my future wife, Candice Swanepoel, because drooling over her ridiculously sexy/damn perfect body in a variety of naughty little outfits once per week just isn’t enough. So, enjoy the eyeball-melting photos, and check out the rest after the jump!

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Forget about everything that has happened in the last eleven to twelve days my peeps, because the New Year officially kicks off with a shwingtastic bang today courtesy of my future wife, Candice Swanepoel, unleashing her ridiculously sexy little curves and uber sexiness in a whole bunch of brand spanking new Victoria’s Secret lingerie photos. Lord have mercy! Enjoy the insanely sexy photos, and try not to drool all over yourselves!

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Well now, here’s a first. We’re all used to drooling over my future wife (and number one babe in our “Top Ten Models of 2012!” list), supermodel Candice Swanepoel, in naughty lingerie and tiny little bikinis, but here she is modeling jeans. Ahem… Victoria’s Secret jeans that are so damn tight that they look like they are painted on, hoochie mama! Hot damn, she is rocking those jeans like AC/DC, eh? And looking as drop dead sexy as ever. Enjoy!

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