Alright my peeps, I hope you all had a happy and safe Super Bowl weekend, and that all you Patriots fans aren’t too depressed this Monday morning (I called it btw), but if you are, here’s something that will raise your spirits and make you forget how the Giants schooled the Patriots last night when it counted… a whole slew of brand spanking new photos of my future wife, Candice Swanepoel, busting out a seriously amount of uber sexiness in a variety of hotness-amplifying Victoria’s Secret lingerie, woohoo! See, I bet you already forgot how bad the Patriots receivers suck, eh? Enjoy, and make sure to check out the rest of the drool-inducing photos after the jump!
Here’s my future wife (yup, I’m not going to stop saying that until it happens. And it will dammit!), supermodel and super babe Candice Swanepoel, unleashing her ridiculously sexy body, and especially her drool-inducing midsection (i.e. ultra tiny waist/groovy hips) in the newest issue of GQ magazine. And one look at any one of these exclusive photos and you can clearly see why an infamous bachelor like myself has decided to actually settle down with just one babe for an extended period of time. I mean, I have the pick of the litter and I’m totally choosing Candice as the future Mrs. Popoholic.
Alright, enough about my private life. Enjoy the sizzling photos, and make sure to head over to GQ’s website for more Candice Swanepoel hotness!
Ninety-five photos. That’s how many photos I’ve posted of my future wife, supermodel Candice Swanepoel, frolicking and posing on a beach in a variety of skimpy little bikinis. And why have I posted that many photos (the most ever in a Popoholic post in fact)? Well, first off, it’s Candice Swanepoel for crying out loud. Second of all, Candice has never… and I mean never… looked as ridiculously sexy as she does in this batch… and that’s saying something! Say it with me my peeps… sweet Christmas! Hell, these shots deserve a collective “hoochie mama!” as well!
Candice showed off every single inch and sexy curve and lovely lady lump of her beyond sexy/uber perfect body while shooting a Victoria’s Secret photoshoot in St Barts this past weekend, and I’ll be damned if you see a more stunning babe and/or a more drool-inducing body today. Actually, make that this year. Good lord… get a load of her booty; it’s the definition of awesome. And perfect. And shwingtastic. And that goes for her legs as well. And her tiny waist. And her hips. And her elbows, and earlobes, etc.. Ok, ok, enough blabbing; enjoy the sizzling photos, and check out the rest after the jump!
Alright my peeps, it just wouldn’t be a Friday if we didn’t end the week and kick off the much-needed weekend with a whole bunch of brand spanking new Victoria’s Secret photos featuring my future wife Candice Swanepoel unleashing her ridiculously sexy body in some sort of skimpy attire. And today’s batch just so happens to feature Candice’s beyond sexy/perfect booty in skimpy bikini bottoms, so that should be shwingtastic enough to hold you over for the next couple of days. Enjoy, and have a good weekend boys and girls!
Here’s my future wife, supermodel Candice Swanepoel, in a sizzling behind the scenes video for a Terry Richardson-shot Harper’s Bazaar sports-themed photoshoot that will make you drool like a brain-dead zombie. Especially when you get to the part where Candice is busting out a bootylicious batting stance… that makes me oh so want to be the pitcher. Enjoy!
Here’s my future wife, supermodel Candice Swanepoel, unleashing her ridiculously sexy… everything in her newest Victoria’s Secret Swim video that will leave you comatose! Yeah, it’s that freaking hot! I mean, you can already tell by the drool-inducing screen caps, eh? Actually, you already knew that the video is a scorcher even before looking at the screen caps, right? You knew just by the fact that Candice is in it. And wearing practically nothing as usual. Nice. Enjoy, and try not to drool all over yourselves!
The much-anticipated 2012 edition of the Victoria’s Secret Swim catalog has finally hit, and here’s covergirl (and coincidentally, my future wife) Candice Swanepoel unleashing her ridiculously sexy curves and bikini sexiness, and all I can say is… lord have mercy! Sigh… perfection as always, eh? Now I’ve already posted a few of these shots before, but the rest are brand spanking new, and they’re all in stunning hi-res, which we’re not really used to seeing from Victoria’s Secret, so that should be enough to zap you all into a zombie-like state of drooling for the remainder of the day.
But if it’s not (it damn well should be!), make sure to check out Candice’s insanely sexy and very naughty “Bikini Tease” video that Victoria’s Secret put together to coincide with the release of the catalog that that will definitely knock you into a coma. Enjoy… but not too much!
The hotly anticipated 2012 edition of the Victoria’s Secret Swim catalogue is about to hit and raise our hormone levels to “near critical”, and to celebrate the release, Victoria’s Secret has hit us with a couple of appetizer videos… one of which is the sexiest video you’ll ever see in your lifetime featuring my future wife, Candice Swanepoel, slowly unveiling her ridiculously sexy bikini body… WOW! And shedding her bikini as well… double WOW! Seriously, this video is the definition of shwingtastic, but you already knew that since you’ve most definitely gawked the screen caps of Candice and her beyond sexy booty and killer curves, right? Good lord… I need medical assistance. Enjoy!
Yup, I’m still stuck indoors because of this insane snowstorm hitting the area, but I don’t really care (that much), because I have these brand spanking new bikini photos from Victoria’s Secret Swim featuring my future wife, Candice Swanepoel, to keep me all warm and toasty… and to make me drool like a brain-dead zombie thanks to her ridiculously sexy booty being unleashed and shwingtastically displayed in every single photo… sweet Christmas! Now that, my peeps, is the most perfect booty you will ever see in your lifetime. Wow. I am so going to make it my pillow. Enjoy!
Alright all you naughty boys and girls, I have some last minute lingerie shopping to do for a few of my lady friends, but before I run out I wanted to wish you all a Merry Christmas and a Happy Whatever-You-Celebrate, and more importantly, to give you all an early Christmas gift… this ridiculously sexy Christmas-themed lingerie photoshoot featuring my future wife, Candice Swanepoel, and a sexy little video of all of our favorite VS Angels singing “Jingle Bells”! So enjoy Candice looking like a naughty little minx, and be safe and enjoy your families my peeps!
But wait, there’s more! Because it has somehow become a tradition, here’s the Star Wars Holiday Special, which aired only once in 1978 and never again… for reasons which will become quite clear once you start watching this cringe-fest. Having said that, it’s a heck of a lot better than the new trilogy. Enjoy!
