Here’s a photoshopped photo that my future wife, supermodel Candice Swanepoel, recently posted on her Instagram featuring her sexy little self as Princess Leia in her gold bikini (but blue in this case) and as Jabba The Hut’s “Slave Girl”, and considering that this is the sexiest babe on the entire planet channeling my first crush ever… ummmmmm… I can’t stand up. And I don’t think I will be able to for at least a couple of days unless I want to embarrass myself. Oh yeah, and… holy hell, Candice looks drop dead sexy!!!!!! The force is strong with this one, eh? You damn well better believe it! Enjoy!