Hold on to your hats my peeps; this one’s a biggie! Now as you guys know, I never, ever post on the weekend, but as you can clearly see… IT’S SCARLETT JOHANSSON IN A BIKINI!!! Scarlett finally answered our prayers and jumped into a flimsy little bikini to enjoy the Hawaiian beach, and I gotta tell ya… she looks as scorching hot (and uber busty) as I imagined she would in a tiny bikini. From the front that is. Because the back is… not what I imagined at all.
Holy $#!!, what the hell is that!? This is Jennifer Love Hewitt all over again! Ok, maybe not that bad, but that booty needs some serious work. Pretty damn disappointing if you ask me. To the point where my Black Widow fantasy is totally ruined. Sigh… oh well, at least we have her shwingtastic front view to drool over. And seriously, her front… hell, everything except for the booty (and back thighs) is ridiculously sexy and damn near perfect. So enjoy the sexy parts of the photos, and make sure to check out the rest (40 photos in all!) after the jump!












































































































































