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Jessica Alba Is Staring At You

Friday, May 16th, 2008

Jessica Alba

Here’s a video that Jessica Alba did for a staring/no blinking chanllenge over at ibeatyou.com. I can pretty much guarantee you that 99% of the guys who watch this video are going to ignore that it’s a game and use it for their own little twisted fantasies, but I’m embarrassed to admit that I actually tried to beat her in the challenge and lost. I, umm, must have been distracted. Yeah, that’s it!

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A Non-Pregnant Jessica Alba Quickie

Monday, March 17th, 2008

Jessica Alba

Here’s a St. Patrick’s Day quickie, starring a non-pregnant Jessica Alba showing off her legs, cleavage, booty… you name it. I haven’t seen these shots of Alba from February’s Gotham magazine before, but they’re definitely worth a post. She looks scorching as usual, but is it just me or does she look even hotter now that she’s pregnant? Actually, no, it’s not just me.

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Pregnant Jessica Alba Dazzles And Mystifies In Paris

Wednesday, March 5th, 2008

Jessica Alba The Eye

Here’s Jessica Alba looking absolutely breathtaking and showing off a ton of cleavage at the Paris premiere of her new movie The Eye. Now, let me get this straight. Non-pregnant Jessica Alba would constantly yap about how unsexy she would find herself and would drape herself in hippie-like clothing. Pregnant Jessica Alba doesn’t say a word anymore and wears mondo cleavage revealing dresses. I don’t get it. But I’m not one to figure out the mysteries of the universe. Enjoy the show.

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Pregnant Jessica Alba Cleavage Vs. Rihanna? No Chance!

Monday, March 3rd, 2008

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As much as I dig Rihanna, she didn’t stand a chance next to a pregnant Jessica Alba at the Fendi Store opening in Paris the other day. Hmm, maybe it’s because she was dressed in a lion trainer’s outfit while Jessica Alba wore a dress that showed off her mondo cleavage? Ya, I think that might have had something to do with it. Better luck next time Rihanna!

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Jessica Alba’s Breasts Gave Her A Rough Time

Thursday, February 28th, 2008

Jessica Alba

Here’s Jessica Alba yapping about her looks once again (it’s a monthly thing for her). This time it’s about the trials and tribulations of developing breasts at an earlier age.

JESSICA Alba knows the trauma of developing a big chest at an early age - she says she was labeled a sixth-grade s!%# by her elementary school principal and a couple of “self-righteous” PTA moms. “The accusation still ricochets . . . They think I’m a s!%#?,” Alba recalls in “If I’d Known Then,” Ellyn Spragins’ upcoming book of essays by female celebrities. (Source)

Ya ya, we’ve hear this song before. It’s tough being a hottie, especially when you don’t think you’re all that hot, and you get other girls putting you down because of your looks. But seriously, stop pitying yourself. You’re rich, famous, one of the hottest girls on the planet, and your breasts are even bigger now. Enjoy them it.

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Jessica Alba Impresses At The Oscars

Monday, February 25th, 2008

Jessica Alba at the Oscars

Believe it or not, Jessica Alba was the only celebrity showing off any cleavage at the Oscars this year. Not only was she showing off her mondo new cleavage, she also looked a lot sultrier than she has in the past year. Why is she now dressing like she should have been these last few years instead of dressing like a hippie is beyond me, but better late than never. Besides, she has a lot more to show off now, so all is forgiven. Almost.

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Jessica Alba Gives Her Best Performance

Tuesday, February 19th, 2008

Jessica Alba Gives Her Best Performance

Who would have thought that Jessica Alba’s best performance wouldn’t be in a movie, but in a photoshoot for Latina magazine recreating famous horror movie scenes? Well… I would have actually. Alba isn’t exactly a future Oscar winning actress, but she sure looks real good in pictures. Some of the movies paid homage to are Scream, The Birds, Psycho, and Rosemary’s Baby. I’m a little upset they didn’t thrown in Basic Instinct. Next time.

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Pregnant Jessica Alba Has Decided She’s Hot Again

Monday, February 11th, 2008

Pregnant Jessica Alba

A pregnant Jessica Alba showed up at the 80th Academy Awards Scientific & Technical Awards Ceremony the other day looking like a million bucks. Why the hell wasn’t she dressing like this before she got knocked up, instead of wearing those rags she called clothing? Oh ya, it must be because she was in her “I’m not hot” phase.

Well it looks like she’s back to thinking she’s hot again, and it’s about damn time, even if she was the last one to realize it. It’s all pretty annoying, but I’m not one to complain (too much) when Alba’s showing off the mondo cleavage she has going.

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Friday, February 1st, 2008

Jessica Alba

The voting has ended in our “Is Pregnant Jessica Alba Hotter?” poll, and the majority of you agree that Jessica Alba is indeed hotter now that she’s pregnant, and for those of you who don’t think so, I’m sure these pictures will change your mind. Here’s Jessica at the premiere of her new movie, The Eye, showing off some jaw-dropping cleavage. Pregnancy definitely goes well on Alba, and we can only hope and pray that she has a ton of premieres and event to attend these next few months because a pregnant Jessica Alba is like Christmas all year round.

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Pregnant Jessica Alba Hotter?

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008

Jessica Alba Pregnant

We all agree that Jessica Alba is the second hottest woman on the planet (the first being Angelina Jolie), right? Well, how about a pregnant Jessica Alba? Personally, I think she looks way hotter, especially in that red dress. So, here’s a little poll to see what you guys think of Pregnant Jessica Alba. Is she hotter, not so much, or does she still look the same to you? Ok folks, let’s hear it! The voting ends tomorrow at midnight.

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