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A pregnant Jessica Alba showed up at the 80th Academy Awards Scientific & Technical Awards Ceremony the other day looking like a million bucks. Why the hell wasn’t she dressing like this before she got knocked up, instead of wearing those rags she called clothing? Oh ya, it must be because she was in her “I’m not hot” phase.

Well it looks like she’s back to thinking she’s hot again, and it’s about damn time, even if she was the last one to realize it.

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The voting has ended in our “Is Pregnant Jessica Alba Hotter?” poll, and the majority of you agree that Jessica Alba is indeed hotter now that she’s pregnant, and for those of you who don’t think so, I’m sure these pictures will change your mind. Here’s Jessica at the premiere of her new movie, The Eye, showing off some jaw-dropping cleavage. Pregnancy definitely goes well on Alba, and we can only hope and pray that she has a ton of premieres and event to attend these next few months because a pregnant Jessica Alba is like Christmas all year round.

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We all agree that Jessica Alba is the second hottest woman on the planet (the first being Angelina Jolie), right? Well, how about a pregnant Jessica Alba? Personally, I think she looks way hotter, especially in that red dress. So, here’s a little poll to see what you guys think of Pregnant Jessica Alba. Is she hotter, not so much, or does she still look the same to you? Ok folks, let’s hear it! The voting ends tomorrow at midnight.

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Most of you now know that Jessica Alba is pregnant, but if you didn’t, I’m sure you would have a sneaking suspicion that she was after checking out these photos. No, she isn’t showing a baby bump, but she is showing something else that is a tell-tale sign that she is indeed knocked up (hint: her breasts are bigger).

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It seems as if magazine publishers haven’t been reading the headlines and are actually offering a pregnant Jessica Alba to pose nude. Here’s her “shocking” response:

Pregnant actress JESSICA ALBA has turned down three offers to show off her baby bump in revealing magazine photoshoots. Just a week after confirming to the world she is expecting her first child with boyfriend Cash Warren, the 26-year-old admits she has already ruled out the chance to follow the likes of Demi Moore and Christina Aguilera - and bare all for glossy covers.

A friend says, “She had three offers on the first day, but she doesn’t intend to take any of them.” (Source)

Ha ha, wow, what a surprise. Not only would Jessica Alba not pose nude for a pregnant photoshoot, she wouldn’t even pose nude for one if she wasn’t pregnant. What happened to this girl? At one point she was one of the hottest celebrities on the planet, but now she has become the biggest prude. What a turn off!

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Holy crud, Jessica Alba is pregnant! Sorry guys, this isn’t a rumour; it comes straight from Alba’s rep who announced it to People:

“I can confirm that Jessica and Cash are expecting a baby in late spring, early summer,” says rep Brad Cafarelli.

Alba, 26, has dated Warren, 28, since the fall of 2004 after they met on the set of The Fantastic Four, on which Warren was a director’s assistant.

The couple have been seen being affectionate together in Los Angeles in recent days, shopping for mattresses last Saturday and attending a Lakers game, where they were spotted kissing Sunday. (Source)

Wow, I’m as shocked as all of you are, and dissapointed, but I’ve finally come to the conclusion that I’m never going to have a shot with her. Yes, it took Jessica Alba getting pregnant for me to accept this cold, harsh reality.

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Holy cow, Jessica Alba is at it again! Will this girl ever stop!? This time around, she’s trying to convince the world (and herself I think) that she isn’t all about the sexiness, and that she’s really a prude. Here’s the skinny:

JESSICA ALBA is keen to quash her reputation as a sexy screen siren - insisting she is really a prude. Despite slipping into lycra for the Fantastic Four films; playing a sexy vixen in Sin City and peeling off for various magazine photoshoots, Alba insists she is famous in the movie industry for being shy.

She says, “Other than Sin City, I don’t really wear skimpy outfits in my movies. People know that I’m a prude. Word has gotten around.”

Ooookay. Alba is obviously suffering from some serious memory loss. “Other than Sin City, I don’t really wear skimpy outfits in my movies”… What about Fantastic Four, Into The Blue, and Good Luck Chuck? Those were some pretty smoking outfits she was wearing. Then again, Alba’s definition of “skimpy outfits” may be a little skimpier than we think. Ya, I doubt that as well. If she keeps this up, she’ll be flipping burgers in no time.

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I know you weren’t expecting another Jessica Alba post after my rant on Monday, but she just keeps popping up. At least now we know why; her new movie Awake is about to be released. Anyways, here she is at the Awake premiere looking gorgeous and showing off her curves, which I can’t say she has done lately thanks to the hippie-like clothing she’s has been wearing. Alright, that’s all the gushing she’ll get.

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I really didn’t want to do a post on Jessica Alba so soon after yesterday’s, but I couldn’t help how hot smart she looked playing old-school Operation during her visit to TRL. Seriously, that is one hard boardgame. It’s a good thing that Alba is a hottie tough one. Who needs a brain killer body when you have a killer body intelligence I say!

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Oh man, here we go again. Jessica Alba is again trying to shed her uber-hottie status and be known for something else other than her looks. Here’s what she had to say this time:

I’d rather slay a guy with my fists than knock him out with the way I look. I know people like what they see and I’m totally happy to dress up and look sexy but I just see it as playing a part. “Underneath I’d prefer to be known for something else, like being tough or being smart. It makes me feel more confident to know I can hold my own in a fight than it does to look in the mirror and think I look beautiful.” (Source)

I’m honestly sick and tired of hearing her complain about this. Yes Alba, you are smoking hot and that’s what people see first. C’mon, embrace the fact that you are the 2nd hottest woman on the planet (the first being Angelina Jolie of course) and that everyone wants to date you for your looks and not your toughness and only then will you be seen as smart.

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