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Archive for the 'Jessica Alba' Category
Wednesday, September 10th, 2008
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Monday, August 18th, 2008
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Friday, June 20th, 2008
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Wednesday, May 21st, 2008

I’m sorry to be the one to tell all you guys and girls out there with delusional dreams and ridiculous expectations, but Jessica Alba is officially off the market.
Mom-to-be Jessica Alba and Cash Warren have gotten married, PEOPLE confirms.
The couple quietly wed Monday, says her rep, Brad Cafarelli.
According to a source, they were married in the Beverly Hills courthouse’s ceremony room under an arch of green silk foliage and white flowers. They were casually dressed, with Alba wearing a long blue dress and her hair back in a ponytail.
“She looked happy but nervous,” the source says. (Source)
Seriously, does anyone even care what Jessica Alba does anymore? I hardly do and I was an Albaholic for years. Having said that, Jessica Alba married does have a negative affect on her overall hotness, but the days of drooling over every move Alba makes is long gone for this blogger, and I’m sure for the majority of all you guys as well. Anyways, here are some pictures of Alba before she became a married, self-hating turnoff.


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Friday, May 16th, 2008

Here’s a video that Jessica Alba did for a staring/no blinking chanllenge over at ibeatyou.com. I can pretty much guarantee you that 99% of the guys who watch this video are going to ignore that it’s a game and use it for their own little twisted fantasies, but I’m embarrassed to admit that I actually tried to beat her in the challenge and lost. I, umm, must have been distracted. Yeah, that’s it!
Click here to see the Video
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Monday, March 17th, 2008
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Wednesday, March 5th, 2008
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Thursday, February 28th, 2008

Here’s Jessica Alba yapping about her looks once again (it’s a monthly thing for her). This time it’s about the trials and tribulations of developing breasts at an earlier age.
JESSICA Alba knows the trauma of developing a big chest at an early age - she says she was labeled a sixth-grade s!%# by her elementary school principal and a couple of “self-righteous” PTA moms. “The accusation still ricochets . . . They think I’m a s!%#?,” Alba recalls in “If I’d Known Then,” Ellyn Spragins’ upcoming book of essays by female celebrities. (Source)
Ya ya, we’ve hear this song before. It’s tough being a hottie, especially when you don’t think you’re all that hot, and you get other girls putting you down because of your looks. But seriously, stop pitying yourself. You’re rich, famous, one of the hottest girls on the planet, and your breasts are even bigger now. Enjoy it!


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Monday, February 25th, 2008
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