Here’s Jessica Alba proving once again that she’s still screaming hot from head to toe and that she’s hands down one of the hottest moms on the entire freaking planet. And she does so by prancing around Santa Monica not once, but twice, in a skin-tight pair of hot mom jeans that are doing one hell of a job of showing off her killer legs, sexy thighs, and ridiculously hot booty. Wow. Now that’s how you work a pair of groovy jeans, eh? An absolutely killer display of her sexy stems. And that booty is to die for… hot damn is it ever! And hey, the rest of her is totally banging as well, so what are you waiting for? Enjoy the show!
Here’s Jessica Alba unleashing a bit of her naughty side in a tight leather little number with a see-through meshy part that’s showing off some of her bodacious cleavage at the “A Promise Of Beauty And Brilliance” Golden Globes event in Beverly Hills. Yeah, this appearance isn’t as naughty as it could be, but hey, this is about as naughty as a mother of two will ever get (so I’ve been told), and she looks freaking banging as all hell, so I’m definitely down with this look from Alba. And I know that you cats are as well, so… enjoy!
Uber hot mama Jessica Alba may not be prancing around in a tiny bikini and showing off a serious amount of skin and lovely lady lumps anymore, but she’s still making me drool like a brain-dead zombie thanks to a shwingtastic display of her bodacious booty and a sexy strut of her killer legs in a pair of skin-tight jeans in Santa Monica yesterday… hot damn, thank you ma’am! Wow, I still can’t believe how freaking hot this peach looks just prancing around town after popping out two kids. Get a load of that booty, and those legs, and those hips, and thighs, and… ok, that’s about enough; enjoy the show!
Anyone else up for more sizzling photos of Jessica Alba prancing around the Cabo San Lucas beach and showing off her sexy little body in a tiny bikini? Of course you are! Here she is still on vacation and still looking like a ridiculously hot mama in a skimpy little bikini. Holy hell… these bikini photos are even more shwingtastic and impressive than the ones I posted and drooled over yesterday, and that’s saying something. Sigh… still can’t believe that she’s a mom of two. And I still can’t believe that you’re still reading this and not clicking the #$@! out of these insanely sexy photos… go, enjoy!
Hold on to your hats my peeps; we’re kicking off 2012 in shwingtastic style! Here’s Jessica Alba busting out her banging bikini body while vacationing in Cabo San Lucas, and making moms everywhere rage with jealousy while doing so. Wow, I can’t believe that a girl with a body like that just gave birth to her second child just four months ago. I mean, she’s as slim as she was before getting knocked up, and seriously, her belly doesn’t look like she was ever pregnant. Wow!
So let’s see… hot mom, drool-inducing super cleavage, sexy curves, wicked booty action, all displayed in a tiny bikini… aaaaaaand… yup, my mind is officially blown. Absolutely amazing. Enjoy the show!
Here’s Jessica Alba continuing her post-pregnancy hotness streak while prancing around sunny L.A. yesterday, and it’s partly because of her attention-getting red hot tight jeans that are helping to show off her sexy legs, thighs, hips, etc… hot damn, that is one sexy mama, eh? Sigh… I still can’t believe how shwingtastic her body is after giving birth just a few months ago. And I can’t believe that I’m still blabbing and postponing your enjoyment of seeing Jessica Alba strut her sexy hot mama curves… enjoy!
Here’s Jessica Alba knocking everyone’s socks off and dropping everyone’s jaw at last night’s Swarovski Elements Lighting Ceremony in LA, and I’ll be damned if she isn’t one of the sexiest mamas on the entire planet. Not that it’s a debate or that you need convincing or anything, but she definitely deserves mad props for looking like that after two kids. Especially in that sultry/busty profile photo up top. Ok, enough gushing; enjoy the photos!
Just when we were getting used to seeing Jessica Alba ALWAYS looking like a hot little mama and showing off her ginormous post-pregnancy super cleavage, here she is outside of her NYC hotel looking like she’s still wearing her witch costume that she wore on Halloween. Seriously, and she even looks like she’s about to cast an evil spell in that last photo… scary! And so, sooooo disappointing. Anyways, enjoy the sexy version of Jessica Alba in the bonus galleries bellow. Next!
Here’s Jessica Alba still in Halloween mode with some cute little pussycat make-up, but more importantly, she’s in full uber hotness mode thanks to a sexy little peak at her super hot mama cleavage, woohoo! Honestly, that’s all this babe needs to do to get me purring; a little feline make-up, which is a sign of her kinky/naughty side (at least I’d like to think it is), and a little bodacious cleavage to drool over. Love it! Enjoy the show!
And the most boring, unsexy Halloween costume for 2011 goes to… Jessica Alba. Here she is on her way to a Halloween party in Beverly Hills dressed as a witch. No, not a sexy witch, or a scantily-clad witch, but the kind of witch that you would see in a children’s book… wtf!? How freaking hard is it to dress sexy for Halloween? I mean, it’s the one day out of the whole year that you can actually dress up in sexy revealing little numbers and not get a bad reputation. Hell, you can actually parade the streets in skimpy lingerie and you could get away with it. But nooooooo; Alba had to dress like friendly witch of the north. Boooooooo!
