Here’s Jessica Biel at the premiere of her new movie, Valentine’s Day, not trying hard enough to look hot… at least not by my standards. Don’t get me wrong, she does look hot, but nowhere near as scorching hot as we’re used to seeing her look. Seriously, what the hell is up with that dress that’s covering up 90% of her body? And yeah, she’s showing off a little bit of cleavage, but hardly enough to merit a “shwingtastic”. Having said that, even a little bit of Biel cleavage merits a post. Enjoy!

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Here are a couple of Jessica Biel promo pictures for her upcoming film Valentine’s Day, in which she plays (judging from the photos) a plumber and/or a construction worker. Albeit a very hot plumber and/or a construction worker, but not a very hot Jessica Biel. I’m not sure who is in charge of promoting this flick, but if I were, I would have Biel in some skimpy lingerie and holding a pair of handcuffs. Then, and only then, would people even care about going to watch this movie, and more importantly, give us some drop dead sexy Jessica Biel promo pics instead of these photos of her looking “meh” at best. Cheers.

Update: One of our faithful readers has just informed me that these photos are not part of the Valentine’s Day promo campaign, but are in fact part of a Ford sponsored Breast Cancer Awareness campaign, which makes Biel look just a bit more hotter in my opinion. Thanks Bryan!

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The bodacious Jessica Biel was a guest on The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien the other night, and looked her usual ultra hot self, but unfortunately she didn’t get leggy enough to drop the jaws. Sure she’s showing off her legs, but as everyone knows, when you’re a celebrity babe and a guest on a late night talk show, it’s a prerequisite to unleash serious leg action (see here, here, and here). Still, she looked pretty darn hot, even when doing those crazy old lady faces. Check out the video to see everything in motion. Enjoy.

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It has been a while (too long actually) since we’ve had the pleasure of gawking at Jessica Biel, so here’s a quick little photoshoot to get reacquainted with this bodacious babe. I don’t know what she has been up to lately, but she definitely needs to get back to at least doing photoshoots. And returning my phone calls. Damn you Timberlake!

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Here’s Jessica Biel in the newest issue of Gotham magazine. I’ve never heard of Gotham magazine before so I was expecting to see Biel dressed as Batgirl or Catwoman, but instead we get these pretty tame/classy black and white pics. Well, I guess they’ll have to do for now considering a Jessica Biel photoshoot is a rarity these days. But she seriously needs to hit us a sexy photoshoot like her infamous GQ bikini shoot (see here) pretty soon. Or one dressed as Batgirl. Or Catwoman. Either or. Cheers.

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Here’s Jessica Biel looking hotter than she has in a while on her way to the taping of the Late Show with David Letterman. It looks like she has lost quite a bit of weight muscle, which she definitely needed to do. And, as you can see, her body looks much more slim and feminine now. Her next step is to loose the doorknob of a boyfriend. Seriously, it’s time. Check out the video of her appearance on the show if you don’t mind watching at a hot celebrity babe giving a really boring interview. Cheers.

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Here’s Jessica Biel at the Easy Virtue premiere looking way hotter and more feminine than she has in a long, long time. Not only does Biel look stunning as hell, but she’s showing off some serious back. Whoa baby! Her rollercoaster booty has looked a little too muscular at times but not in this case. Freaking fantastic! That is all, enjoy.

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Here’s the confirmation we’ve all been waiting for… according to a first-hand account and this censored screen cap shown on Extra the other night, it looks like the rumors are true and that Jessica Biel will appear topless in her upcoming film Powder Blue. Holy cats! I’m still a little hesitant to believe it, only because it’s too good to be true, but judging by the screen caps it looks like she really does appear to be topless, so it looks like watching the movie will definitely be the celebrity hottie highlight of the year.

But that’s not all; Access Hollywood showed a clip of Biel practicing her very sexy stripper moves, which you can see for yourselves. Hot damn, I can’t wait for this movie!

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We interrupt our regularly scheduled celebrity shenanigans to bring you this drool-inducing video clip of Jessica Biel eating a potato chip. That’s right; a video clip of Jessica Biel eating a potato chip. Oops, I forgot to mention that she does so with a lot of tongue, and no hands. Enjoy.

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Jessica Biel, arguably one of the hottest women on the planet with one of the sickest bodies, made a guest appearance on this past weekend’s SNL dressed as Jessica Rabbit, and in doing so, turned me into a drooling zombie. Sweet Christmas, she looks drop dead sexy! And I’m not just saying that because I had a thing for Jessica Rabbit when I was a kid; I’m saying that because she literally looks drop dead sexy.

Now am I the only one that hates Justin Timberlake just little bit more this Monday morning? The doorknob doesn’t deserve an inch of that, especially after the way he acts with her at the end of the video. Total loser. Seriously, he makes geeks who dehydrate themselves playing World of Warcraft look cool.

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