Here’s the video and screen caps we’ve all been waiting for… Jessica Biel strutting her bodacious booty in one hell of a skin-tight dress that’s leaving very little to the imagination on the Late Show with David Letterman… lord have mercy! And yeah, it’s as magnificent as always. And so is the rest of this ridiculously sexy babe, so without further ado, enjoy the drool-inducing screen caps, and make sure check out the video bellow to see everything in shwingtastic motion!
Here’s a stunningly hot Jessica Biel dropping everyone’s jaw at last night’s “New Year’s Eve” movie premiere in NYC, and zapping everyone who noticed her bootylicious booty into a zombie-like state of drooling … hoochie mama! Kinda hard not to notice her awesome booty, eh? That last shot on the first row reveals some of Biel’s beyond sexy booty curves, and it’s a shwing-fest to say the least. And the rest of her uber hotness and curves are on sexy display as well, so stop reading this and go enjoy the photos already!
Here’s Jessica Biel prancing around London Heathrow Airport yesterday and looking as stunningly hot as usual, and… whoa, hold on a sec; is it just me or does she look a hell of a lot skinnier? I mean, her legs look like twigs in those skin-tight jeans. Hey, don’t get me wrong; she still looks freaking banging, but she’s one of the very few celebrity babes who I don’t want to see get scrawny. Seriously, that bodacious booty needs to stay intact! Booya!
Here’s Jessica Biel strutting her drop dead sexy legs and killer curves like only she can in Los Angeles yesterday, and thanks to her flimsy little t-shirt, we get quite a busty show to drool over as well, woohoo! Sigh… this girl just keeps getting hotter by the damn minute, especially now that Justin Timberdoofus isn’t in the picture (literally). And is it just me or has Biel lost a ton of weight, but added a bit on some very specific drool-inducing curves? Awesome. Enjoy!
Here’s a stunningly hot Jessica Biel on her way to the Valentino Fashion Show in Paris, France yesterday, and showing off essentially all of her bodacious curves thanks to one hell of a formfitting dress. Wowzers! That dress is so freaking tight that you can seriously make out all of her sexy curves. And even her underwear. And the fact that she isn’t wearing a bra. Hell, that dress is so damn tight that she doesn’t need one. Nice. It doesn’t much hotter than seeing Jessica Biel strut her beyond sexy curves, eh? Enjoy!
It feels like it has been forever since we’ve had the privilege of drooling over Jessica Biel and her bodacious curves, so getting these new photos of her today prancing around Charles de Gaulle airport in France and looking way bustier than I remember is a godsend… hot damn is it ever! Wowzers! Seriously, I don’t know what’s going on, but Biel looks twice as busty in that flimsy little t-shirt. Nice. And best of all, Justin Timerlake isn’t anywhere near her, woohoo! Enjoy, and try not to drool all over yourselves.
Here’s the uber hot Jessica Biel showing off her fake baby bump while prancing around on the set of the upcoming flick “New Years Eve”… and all I can say is thank the lord above! Can you imagine if she really got knocked up? And by uber doorknob Justin Timberlake? That would be beyond devastating to her hotness. And to economy. And to the Earth’s rotation. Ok, maybe not that bad, but pretty damn close.
I mean, seriously; I don’t care how freaking huge her bosom would get, that still wouldn’t make up for her carrying Timberlake’s child. Anyways, it’s all make-believe folks, so you don’t have to panic. What you can do though is enjoy the hell out of these photos of Jessica looking like a hot slacker mom. Cheers.
Here’s a bit of news that I’ve been longing to hear to years now. Jessica Biel, arguably one of the sexiest celebrity babes on the entire planet, and uber doorknob Justin Timberlake have officially broken up… can I get a hallelujah!?!?!? Here’s the skinny:
Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are no longer a couple.
The two decided to end their relationship recently and “there are no hard feelings,” a source tells PEOPLE exclusively. “It was completely mutual and they both decided it was time to move on.” (Source)
Well it’s about damn time! First off, Jessica Biel is just too damn hot to be with a major geek like Timberlake. Yeah, this guy is a freaking loser and a half. If he wasn’t famous and a teen pop star, not only would half decent girls not pay attention to him, but he’d be one of those nerds who would lose his virginity in his late twenties… to some overweight girl with a creepy hobby like collecting dolphin pillowcases. Second, you know what a newly single Jessica Biel means, right? Yup, an onslaught of post-relationship sexiness (i.e. sexy photoshoots, skimpy dresses at events, etc…) is on its way, just as it’s always the case when a celebrity babe has a public break-up. Woohoo!
Anyways, words just can’t describe the joy I’m feeling right now, so I would like to direct you to this video that best expresses my feelings towards this glorious break-up. Enjoy!
Oh, lordy. Lordy, lordy, lordy. Here’s Jessica Biel totally stealing the show and dropping everyone’s jaw at the 83rd Academy Awards Vanity Fair After Party. Holy $#!!… I don’t even know where to start. She looks freaking hooooooot! Now apart from looking ridiculously stunning, Jessica showed off a killer about of cleavage and her drool inducing booty… from multiple shwingtastic angles. Hoochie mama! Get a load of that booty. And her mesmerizing cleavage. Hell, get a load of every single inch of her! Now that my peeps, is the definition of drop dead sexy. And not to mention, the reason why I despise Justin Timberlake. Enjoy!
Believe it or not, the hottest babes were not seen prancing around the red carpet at last night’s Oscars, but instead they were seen on Jimmy Kimmel Live, and oh lordy did they look freaking hot. Kimmel gathered some of the hottest babe in Hollywood for his “Hottie Body Hump Club” video skit, which consisted of Scarlett Johansson, Jessica Biel, Jessica Alba, Minka Kelly, Eva Longoria, Emily Blunt, Sofia Vergara, and good ol’ Lindsay Lohan humping away on a bunch of exercise balls. In skin-tight clothing, and with a vengeance. Enjoy the video and the screen caps, and try not to have an aneurysm.
