Here’s Jersey Shore’s JWoww busting her drop dead sexy body in a sizzling behind the scenes video for Maxim magazine, and yeah, I actually am ashamed that I totally dig this girl. What do you want me to say? I’m a sucker for barely clothed hot bodies in amusement parks. Notice that I said “bodies” right? Anyways, enjoy the show!
Here’s Jersey Shore’s JWoww dressed up as an old school gangster and unleashing her ginormous cleavage at some Halloween shindig at the Chateau Nightclub & Gardens in Las Vegas this past weekend, and… ummmm, at least I think that’s a Halloween costume. I’m not really sure. I mean, it kind of looks like something she usually wears, right? Actually, she usually wears something even more revealing and skimpy. Oh well, as long as she’s busting out the big guns, I’m a happy camper. Enjoy!
Here’s Jersey Shore’s Jenni Farley (aka JWoww) unleashing her ridiculously huge cleavage and the rest of her sexy curves at some Pure Nightclub shindig in Las Vegas, AND at the 28th Annual MTV Video Music Awards this past weekend. Good lord, this girl puts on one hell of a shwingtastic cleavage show, eh? I’m serious; I totally dig her ginormous bosom, and believe it or not, most of her body as well!
I mean, how could you not (at least) dig said ginormous bosom? It’s freaking amazing, and perfectly shaped, and always on display. And thank god for that, because if she were to be any less busty and less showy, her bizarro face would get all of the attention, and that wouldn’t be good for anybody… eeesh! Enjoy the show!
Here’s Jersey Shore’s Jenni Farley (aka JWoww) stretching the hell out of her sports bra thanks to her ginormous bosom, and looking… not so good? Yikes! Now let me just start off by saying that I wasn’t even remotely attracted to this girl up until a couple of months ago when she cleaned up her act and started looking more normal and less Jersey Shore… but, as you can see with this appearance, she’s back to looking Jersey Shore. And I’m totally talking about her face. What the #%$@ happened to her!? She looks like she just gazed upon the Ark of the Covenant! Anyways, I still dig her body. Well, parts of it. Enjoy!
Here’s Jersey Shore’s JWoww (aka Jenni Farley) getting an even darker tan and busting out her ginormous bikini bosom at her hotel in Miami. Yeah, I know this is a Jersey Shore doorknob, but JWoww is actually somewhat attractive (or as close to “attractive” as it gets on that show), and she has definitely been trying to clean up lately, so I’ll give her some props. Plus, she’s in a bikini, so yeah, I’m posting these photos whether you like it or not. Enjoy!
Oh god, another Jersey Shore cast member with a book. Sigh… here’s Jenni Farley (aka JWoww) pimping her new book “The Rules According To JWOWW” at a Borders in NYC. Ok, so I’m disappointed that JWoww isn’t showing off her ridiculous cleavage, especially when it’s needed to distract from the fact that she wrote a stupid book filled with her rules (bwahahaha!), but I have to admit… she looks pretty damn good. I’m serious; she has cleaned up relatively nicely, and she looks hot in that low cut skin-tight dress. Ummm, ok, that’s about the most complimentary I can be towards JWoww without vomiting and losing my self-respect. Enjoy!
As you guys are well aware of, I despise Jersey Shore and everything about it almost as much as rectal surgery, so this is probably going to come as a huge shock… or maybe not after checking at the pictures… I’m totally digging Jenni Farley (aka JWoww). I mean I’m really digging her. Here she looking like one of the sexiest schoolgirls I’ve ever seen and making me drool like a brain-dead zombie at the “A Very Jersey Halloween” party at Dusk Nightclub in Atlantic City, New Jersey. Ok, say it with me my peeps… hoochie mama!
Now there’s no denying that JWoww looks about one hundred times hotter than she did on the first season of Loser Shore, and I’m not just saying that because she’s showing off a shwingtastic amount of super cleavage (although it definitely helps. A lot). Seriously, she looks like she lost a ton of weight, and she definitely cleaned herself up quite a bit as well. Actually, doesn’t she looks a little like Emmanuelle Chriqui? Ok, that might be pushing it, but that is one freaking sexy babe in one freaking sexy Halloween costume. Enjoy!
Here’s Jersey Shore’s Jenni Farley (aka JWoww) leaving her hotel in NYC and actually looking hot. I mean really hot. Wow. She looks like she lost a little weight and she definitely classed herself up quite a bit, and it’s working. Hot damn, is it ever. Of course, she’s still showing off her legs and her ginormous cleavage, but it’s actually adding to her hotness this time instead of inducing nausea. Hell, and if she cuts back on the tanning, she’ll almost look like she’s not from Jersey. Enjoy!
