Here’s are a bunch of photos that my Greek goddess Maria Menounos just posted on her Instagram so that I may enter a zombie-like state of drooling and become useless for at least the next half hour. Yup, that’s what happens when Menounos slips into a tiny bikini and busts out her plentiful cleavage, and her groovy curves, and her ultra bootylicious booty… dayuuuumn! That booty is even more bootylicious than usual! And it’s freaking hot as all hell in that skimpy little bikini. What’s not so hot is her dorky fiance and his ridiculously hiked-up swim shorts. Bwahahahahaha! But forget about him and focus on Menounos’ glorious bikini hotness and bootylicious booty show!