I really can’t think of a more shwingtastic way to kick off the morning than with a whole slew of brand spanking new Victoria’s Secret lingerie photos of the adorably hot and ridiculously sexy Miranda Kerr, especially when she’s still sporting her bodacious post-pregnancy super cleavage. Come to think of it… she gave birth well over a year ago; shouldn’t she be back to normal size by now? Unless… this is her new normal size. If that’s the case, then… woohoo!!! Let’s hear it for the miracle of motherhood! And screaming hot Aussie babes! And naughty lingerie! And yours truly! Ok, ok, enjoy the drool-inducing photos, and make sure to check out the rest after the jump!
Holy uber hotness Batman! Here’s supermodel and super hot mama, Miranda Kerr, dressed as a ridiculously sexy Wonder Woman in the newest issue of Grazia magazine! Say it with me my peeps… sweet Christmas! Miranda squeezed into the slightly modified infamous costume for Grazia’s “Australia Day” special collectors issue, and this fanboy would like to personally thank the genius who came up with the idea to dress Miranda as Wonder Woman, because… well, look at her! Freaking hot from head to toe, and that especially goes for the super cleavage. Enjoy the fantasy-inducing photos, and check out the behind the scenes video bellow to see everything in shwingtastic motion. Hot!
And now for something completely different… here’s a brand spanking new batch of sizzling photos featuring supermodel and uber hot mama Miranda Kerr showing off her awesome post-pregnancy super cleavage, killer stems, wicked booty, and groovy curves… NOT in Victoria’s Secret lingerie or skimpy bikinis, but in Victoria’s Secret clothing line attire. Shocking, I know! What’s even more shocking is that she still looks like a sexy little minx and that she’s still able to bust out her lovely lady lumps and everything else that makes us drool like brain-dead zombies. Speaking of drooling… enjoy the photos, and make sure to check out the rest after the jump!
Here’s supermodel Miranda Kerr not wearing her usual attire (i.e. naughty lingerie, skimpy bikinis) at the “9th Annual G’Day USA” event in Los Angeles, but still looking ridiculously sexy from head to toe, and still showing off her killer stems and her bodacious cleavage in one hell of a sexy little number. Wowzers! Ok, so I shouldn’t be that surprised at how freaking hot this babe looks when you consider that it’s her job to look shwingtastic 24/7, but I can’t help being impressed at how much hotness and skin and curves she’s still able to show off not wearing lingerie and bikinis and not on the Victoria’s Secret payroll. Awesome. Enjoy!
Alright my peeps, let’s kick the day off with some much-needed brand spanking new Victoria’s Secret lingerie photos featuring the uber cute Miranda Kerr… and her ridiculously sexy little booty… sweet Christmas! Oh yeah, and her new mom super cleavage. And her groovy little hips. And her insanely sexy little booty. Oh, I already mentioned said sexy little booty? Well, it’s so freaking shwingtastic that it deserves a second mention. And your undivided attention, so… enjoy!
Alright my peeps, it’s time for a much-needed dose of lingerie sexiness courtesy of Victoria’s Secret, and supermodel Miranda Kerr and her wicked curves, killer booty, and her new and improved bosom (i.e. she’s a new mom). And what a sexy dose it is, eh? Sweet Christmas! Now that’s the kind of uber sexiness that we’ve all been lacking since…. ummmm… the last batch of Victoria’s Secret lingerie photos that I posted. Anyways, that photo up top of Miranda using her arms as a tight bra to cover her bodacious bosom is so damn sexy that I’m about to pass out and wake up soon after and run to church. So… enjoy!
Here’s supermodel Miranda Kerr and her banging new post-pregnancy super bosom in a couple of new Victoria’s Secret Swim photos that are doing a shwingtastic job of featuring said super bosom, and her beyond sexy and damn perfect booty. And every other uber sexy curve of her brilliant body. Ok, I better stop gushing over this peach now because if I don’t I’ll probably go on all day and night. Enjoy!
Alright my peeps, it’s time to end the week and kick off the much-needed weekend with a these screaming hot new photos of Miranda Kerr busting out her post-pregnancy super cleavage and the rest of ridiculously sexy little body in Victoria’s Secret lingerie. Sweet Jesus… I still can’t believe that this peach’s hotness actually benefited from having a baby (i.e. she’s bustier, curvier in all of the right places, hotter, etc…). With uber doorknob Orlando Bloom no less. Crazy. But then again, she is a supermodel. And one that needs your undivided attention, so what the hell are you waiting for!? Enjoy!
I was just about to call it a day and step out for lunch when I came across these new shots of supermodel Miranda Kerr busting out her new plumpier post-pregnancy cleavage at a Louis Vuitton store opening in Sydney yesterday, and I after gawking at any one of these bodaciously busty photos, I think you’ll be happy that I starved myself for an extra thirty minutes. So freaking adorably hot and sexy, eh? Enjoy, and have a good weekend my peeps!
Hold on to your hats my peeps, because the photos we’ve all been waiting for are finally here! The 2011 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show (or as I like to call it, “Shwing-Fest 2011”) was filmed last night in NYC, and even though the show won’t be televised until November twenty-ninth, we get to drool over the photos today, woohoo! All of our favorite Angels strutted their sexy little curves and legs on the runway last night, from Miranda Kerr to my future wife, Candice Swanepoel, and as you can see by the photos, they busted out their sexiest moves and poses in a variety of hotness-amplifying lingerie get-ups… sweet Christmas! Alright, enough with the talky-talk; Enjoy the drool-inducing photos, and check out the rest after the jump!
