One of the most mismatched unions (and a pain in my side) in Hollywood is finally over. Yup, supermodel Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom are getting a divorce. Here’s the skinny:
A rep for Bloom tells E!, “In a joint statement, Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr have announced that they have been amicably separated for the past few months. After six years together, they have recently decided to formalize their separation.”
The statement continued, “Despite this being the end of their marriage, they love, support and respect each other as both parents of their son and as family.” (Source)
Well, that’s really too bad… for Orlando Bloom! If I had to guess, I’d say Miranda must have finally seen the light. Or maybe a picture of me. C’mon, there was no way that these two were going to stay together. I mean, look at her. And then look at him! She waaaaaay to freaking hot for that doorknob! Plus, me and Miranda were meant to be together. Seriously, a fortune teller once told me that. Anyways, to
mourn celebrate this divorce I’ve posted some of Miranda’s sexiest galleries… as one does when a screaming hot celebrity babe breaks up and gets freed from her lesser half. Enjoy!
Natalie Portman Gets Chesty And Nerdy Hot!
Jessica Biel In A See-Through Dress… Wow!
Kate Beckinsale In Her Underwear… ‘Nuff Said!