Hold on to your hats my peeps, because the photos we’ve all been waiting for are finally here! The 2011 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show (or as I like to call it, “Shwing-Fest 2011”) was filmed last night in NYC, and even though the show won’t be televised until November twenty-ninth, we get to drool over the photos today, woohoo! All of our favorite Angels strutted their sexy little curves and legs on the runway last night, from Miranda Kerr to my future wife, Candice Swanepoel, and as you can see by the photos, they busted out their sexiest moves and poses in a variety of hotness-amplifying lingerie get-ups… sweet Christmas! Alright, enough with the talky-talk; Enjoy the drool-inducing photos, and check out the rest after the jump!

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Here’s hot little mama and sometimes supermodel, Miranda Kerr, showing off the new $2.5 million dollar Victoria’s Secret Fantasy Treasure Bra… which basically means that we’re all gawking at and drooling over her drop dead sexy ultra plump new mom cleavage… sweet Christmas! All I can say is that I seriously can’t wait until the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show on Tuesday, November 29th on CBS to see that bra in action… and to see Miranda Kerr bouncing around and in shwingtastic motion. Enjoy!

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Here’s supermodel and smoking hot new mom Miranda Kerr in a new batch of seriously sexy Victoria’s Secret lingerie photos, and I’m happy to say that not only does she look like a sexy little minx, but she’s still rocking her huge post-pregnancy bosom. And it looks stupendous. So much so, that for the first time I’m actually upset with a new batch of Victoria’s Secret photos… I mean, there’s only a handful! We need at least a dozen shots of this shwingtastic display of sexiness. Oh well, it’s not quantity; it’s quality. And the quality of these cleavage-popping sexy photos is prime, so enjoy!

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Here’s supermodel Miranda Kerr busting out her still apparent post-pregnancy super cleavage and the rest of her uber sexy curves in a couple of new Victoria’s Secret lingerie photos for your drooling pleasure. Ok, so this batch of sizzling photos isn’t as numerous as previous batches, but like I said, the photos do feature Miranda’s bigger and more bodacious bosom, and as you can see in the photos, it’s pretty damn mesmerizing, so we still win. Big time. Enjoy!

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Alright, I know I’ve said it before, but I just have to say it again and again, because it needs repeating to be believed. The best thing to happen to Miranda Kerr and her adoring fans is… Orlando Bloom knocking her up. Yeah, it sounds messed up, eh? But just take a look at anyone of these new Victoria’s Secret lingerie photos and tell me she doesn’t look sexier than ever. And by sexier, I totally mean bustier. Hot damn, that is one screaming hot mama! Enjoy!

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Alright my peeps; let’s kick the day off in shwingtastic style with these new Victoria’s Secret jeans/denim photos featuring a post-pregnancy Miranda Kerr looking absolutely drop dead sexy and ridiculously bootylicious in skin-tight jeans… and hey, she’s even essentially nekkid in the last photo with just a pair of jeans covering her new plentiful bosom. Good times all around! Enjoy, and try not to drool all over yourselves when gawking at her mind-blowing booty!

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Here’s supermodel and brand spanking new mama Miranda Kerr filling up on some gas in Los Angeles while wearing a tiny tanktop and spandex workout pants, and cementing the fact that she is, hands down, one of the most shwingtastic moms on the entire freaking planet!

Ok, ok, so it’s not really fair to all the rest of the moms out there considering that she’s a supermodel and all, but you have to give her props for already looking ultra fit (she gave birth just six months ago), and looking even sexier than she did before getting knocked up and giving birth. I mean, just look at her bodacious new post-pregnancy bosom just begging to burst through her bra and tanktop. See what I mean? Hot! Anyways, enjoy these drop dead sexy (and Orlando Bloom-free!) Miranda Kerr photos!

Photo Credit: Fame

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As you guys know, supermodel Miranda Kerr was already a major hottie (hence “supermodel”) before getting knocked up by doorknob supreme Orlando Bloom. But through the miracle of life, she got even hotter after giving birth… pssst, she got bustier. Like, waaaaay bustier. And god bless her for showing off said uber bustiness in an ultra tiny tanktop while leaving the gym the other day in West Hollywood. And because she is a supermodel, she’s also showing off every other curve on her ridiculously sexy body in skin-tight spandex… and that includes her beyond sexy little booty as well. Ok, this may be a little too much hotness for me to handle. Enjoy!

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Here’s Miranda Kerr showing off her ridiculously sexy/perfect little body in a skin-tight tanktop and an even tighter pair of spandex pants while leaving a gym in Los Angeles the other day… and proving once again that if you want to have a kid with a girl, pray to the gods and otherworldly demons that said girl is a supermodel. Hoochie mama!

Seriously, only a supermodel could look like Miranda does just six months after giving birth to uber doorknob Orlando Bloom’s baby. And that especially goes for her perfect little booty… WOW! And the only real sign that she did give birth just recently is her new plump bosom, which is definitely acceptable. Love it. Enjoy!

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Now who the hell on this planet, or in the damn multiverse, thought that supermodel Miranda Kerr would look even sexier after getting knocked up by uber loser Orlando Bloom? Well, she does. Big time! Here she is busting out her new uber bosom and looking like a sexy little minx at the CFDA Fashion Awards in NYC. Oh lordy… and I thought she looked shwingtastic with a smaller chest and less curves. I guess getting knocked up has some seriously sexy advantaged when you’re a supermodel, eh? Hot damn she looks fine. Ok, I’m not going to go on gushing over her any longer because I’ll probably start crying. Enjoy!

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