Here’s the universally drooled over Natalie Portman teasing us with a whole lot of chest and not nearly enough cleavage in the newest issue of V magazine. Hey, you got to give her credit for at least trying, right? Having said that, I find that Portman is one of the sexiest celebrity babes because of everything other than the amount of cleavage she can muster up. Seriously, everything from her voice to her killer legs is utterly shwingtastic and near-perfect, and honestly, I’ve never met anyone who didn’t agree. Hence “universally drooled over”. Enjoy!

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What do you get when you have a very cute and very leggy Natalie Portman interviewed by arguably the funniest comedian working today, Zach Galifianakis? Gold baby! Here’s they are on the Between Two Ferns talk show discussing a wide range of topics including Chewbacca’s language barrier, and Portman’s most private of privates. Hilarious.

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Woweewowow! There were a ton of hotties at last night’s Academy Awards, but none impressed me more than Natalie Portman in that pink dress. She looked stunning, hot, classy, sexy, busty, and all that stuff I usually go on and on about. Wow, I’m speechless.

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I’ve been pretty disappointed with Natalie Portman lately (specifically with her choice of boyfriends), but that doesn’t stop her from looking absolutely stunning. Here she is at this past weekend’s Venice Film Festival dropping everyone’s jaw who had the privilege of setting their eyes on her. If anything, seeing her look this good just makes the doorknob boyfriend situation that much more irritating. If she looked like crap, then I could understand, but she looks way too good to date a guy who looks like he smells of rotten strawberries and Old Spice.

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Here’s Natalie Portman in Devendra Banhart’s new music video “Carmensita”. If you don’t know who Devendra Banhart is, he’s the hairy hippie doorknob Portman has been dating recently. Ya, that guy. And this is his music video. I think I speak for everyone when I say WTF!?!?!? Portman just lost some serious points people.

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There’s nothing I like better than a girl with little stick legs (I’m dead serious), but when said stick legs are attached to an uber-cutie like Natalie Portman… fireworks baby. So, here’s Portman at the Cannes premiere of Che showing off her stems like it’s nobody’s business, and I have no doubt in my mind that the only reason she attended was to show herself off in that fluffy red dress, and why not? She looks stunning. Love them little chicken legs.

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