Ummm, is it just me or is Natalie Portman taking this “Black Swan” thing a little too literal? Here she is at the Black Swan premiere looking like she just stepped off the set of a new Elvira remake. Yikes! She looks… scary. Seriously, that’s the best word to describe the way portman looks. Now the only thing that’s saving this depressing appearance is the fact that she’s actually showing off some cleavage, which is a rarity for Portman. Oh, and the fact that the image of her mesmerizing booty in a medieval thong is still swirling in my head. Bah, to hell with it! She still looks freaking hot, even if she does look like she’s about to devour your soul. Enjoy!

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Here’s Natalie Portman looking like she’s about to flash the cameras while on her way to her Late Show with David Letterman appearance. Seriously, doesn’t that coat look like something only a flasher would wear? Ok, so maybe it’s just wishing, but she could be only wearing her now infamous medieval thong under that coat, right? Yeah, it’s just wishful thinking.

Anyways, that doesn’t mean that Portman doesn’t look stunningly hot in the photos, and especially hot in that flimsy little yellow dress that’s showing off her sexy legs as you can see in the video of her Letterman interview below. Don’t ask me what she was talking about though; I watched the Your Highness trailer instead. Portman in a thong!

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Here’s Natalie Portman at last night’s FINCA 25th Anniversary gala event looking as stunning as she always does, but I’ll be honest; after gawking at her in the red band Your Highness trailer (more specifically her incredible booty in a thong), these photos are just plain boring. Portman has practically torpedoed every public appearance with that one shwingtastic booty scene, and unless she shows up at an event or premiere wearing just a thong, I’ll be terribly disappointed. Hell, I’m expecting every one of her future movie roles to have at least one booty scene now. I mean, it would be a crime to deny us such flawless hotness, wouldn’t it? Oh well, enjoy I guess.

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Let me just start off by saying that it’s no secret that Natalie Portman is one of the hottest celebrity babes on the planet, with one of the sexiest little booties… thanks to Wes Anderson’s short film Hotel Chevalier. We all agree on that, right? Good.

Now with that little fact confirmed… hold on to your hats my peeps; here’s the red band trailer (i.e. 18 years old and older only) for Your Highness featuring Natalie Portman in a thong. Yeah, that’s right; we get to see Natalie Portman’s stupendous booty in a thong!!!! And uncensored, ummm, unlike the thumbnails (hey, some of your bosses might be prudes, ok?). Sweet Christmas… she is freaking perfect. And her booty is like… $#!!, I don’t know… a gift from God. And on top of all that Natalie Portman sexiness, the movie, co-starring James Franco and Danny McBride, actually looks hilarious. Enjoy, and try not to drool all over yourselves!

Click here to see the Trailer (NSFW)

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Here’s Natalie Portman getting out of her ride to work and looking like the little goddess that she is in a very short dress and… galoshes? Hey, if there’s one celebrity babe that can pull off galoshes, it’s Natalie Portman. Anyways, there’s no need to start gushing over Portman and go on and on about how ridiculously hot she looks, now is there? I think it’s safe to say that everyone and their grannies adores this peach. So I’ll just leave it at that and let you guys enjoy this vision of perfection. Oh, just one thing though; that camera angle totally sucks!

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Here’s Natalie Portman looking like her usual stunning and ridiculously hot little self at the Venice Film Festival photocall for her new movie Black Swan. Now that, my peeps, is perfection. And I mean perfection in every sense of the word. Seriously, it’s physically impossible to look and more beautiful than she already does, her body looks like it was crafted by, well, me, and on top of all of that, she’s actually intelligent. And did I mention that she’s ridiculously hot as well? I did? Ok, so there you have it; she’s perfect. And really, really hot. Enjoy!

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Here’s Natalie Portman looking absolutely stunning in a cute little pink dress at the 38th Annual Lifetime Achievement Award Honoring Mike Nichols shindig. Hmmm, at least I think that’s a pink dress. I’m having a hard time differentiating colors after last night’s festivities with a group of female Brazilian soccer fans I ran into (true story, swear to God). Still, I would give up all of last night for just five minutes with Natalie Portman in an Apple store. Yeah, that’s how freaking perfect and screaming hot this peach is. Enjoy!

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Here’s the ridiculously perfect Natalie Portman on the set of her new movie, “Friends With Benefits”, with an Apple iPad in hand. Wow, I never pictured Natalie as a gadget babe, but it looks like she is, and because of that, well, you know… she just got hotter. What? I have a thing for girls who are gadget junkies and wear converse shoes, ok!? And for the food fetish nerds out there, the bottom row of photos consists of Natalie looking absolutely stunning (not to mention quite perky) while eating a Twinkie or something. Enjoy!

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Super cutie Natalie Portman is one of the most elusive celebrity babes out there, but not today my peeps. Here’s a whole bunch of groovy photos of Portman looking like the definition of perfection on the set of “Friends With Benefits”, which is the tagline I pray describes mine and Portman’s future relationship. Ok, so that’s probably never going to happen, but at least I have these photos of her looking uber cute and quite busty to drool over. Enjoy!

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Here’s the near-perfect Natalie Portman on the cover of Elle UK’s February issue looking sultry and being quite the tease. Yes, I know it’s only one photo, but I’ve been jonesing for some Portman hotness, and I just couldn’t resist posting this one photo because, well… look at her. She looks so freaking hot that she can turn a good-natured kid into a Sith Lord. Enjoy, and make sure to check back for the full photoshoot, which I hope shows us what Portman is hiding under that over-sized doily she’s wearing.

Update: I’ve added the rest of the photoshoot, which is unfortunately just as boring as one of my aunt Edna’s tea and biscuit parties, save for that one leggy photo. Oh well, maybe Portman will make it up to us with a sizzling GQ magazine photoshoot (but don’t hold your breath).

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