With no real fault of our own, it sometimes slips our mind that Penelope Cruz is one of the hottest and most perfect babes on the entire planet, but here is the 2013 Campari calendar to remind us every single day of the year. And I don’t know about you guys, but I’ll be especially reminded on the month that is associated with that bootylicious last photo on the first row. And on every month that shows off her bodacious cleavage as well. Oh hell, with a calendar like that I’ll be worshiping Penelope every freaking day! Enjoy!

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Here’s Penelope Cruz dropping everyone’s jaw at the “Venuto al Mondo” photocall and press conference the other day thanks to a shwingtastic display of her wicked cleavage, bodacious curves, and bootylicious booty… from a whole bunch of sexy angles… wowzers!

Ok, so yeah, it’s no surprise that Penelope looks insanely sexy from head to toe, especially in a formfitting little number, but seeing her unleashes said sexiness from not-so-normal viewing angles makes everything that much sexier. And yeah, I’m totally talking about her drool-inducing cleavage and killer booty. Lord. Have. Mercy! So enjoy the photos, and try not to lose consciousness! I already did. Twice!

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Here’s Penelope Cruz dropping everyone’s jaw at the TIFF premiere of “Twice Born” the other night with a killer display of her bodacious cleavage, wicked stems, and all around uber hotness. Say it with me my peeps… sweet Christmas! Wow, this babe is still capable of blowing my head back. Not surprising considering that, you know, she’s Penelope Cruz, and that she’s showing off ALL of her wicked stems and a sexy amount of cleavage. And on that note… enjoy the show!

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Here’s Penelope Cruz still looking like a screaming hot babe at last night’s “To Rome With Love” special screening in NYC. Wow, this peach can still give most celebrity babes in their twenties a run for their money. And her body is pretty damn banging, which is impressive as hell considering that she’s a thirty-eight year old mom. Anyways, she’s a supernova of hotness and I can go on gushing over her all day long, so I’ll shut up now and let you guys and gals get to the drooling. Enjoy!

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Here’s the always stunning Penelope Cruz dropping some seriously sexy and plentiful cleavage at the Pirates Of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides premiere in Madrid. Ok, I never thought I’d be saying this, but Penelope Cruz getting knocked up Javier Bardem was the best thing that can happen to us. Seriously, ever since Penelope gave birth, she has been dropping her new ginormous cleavage left and right, and as you can see, she looks freaking sexy doing so. So let’s hear it for Javier, and all the good things that come from the miracle of birth. Enjoy!

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Here’s Penelope Cruz looking like her usual stunning self, and showing off an insane amount of post-pregnancy cleavage at the Cannes Film Festival premiere of Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. Hot damn, that is some mind-blowing cleavage, eh? And at least I think it’s as bodacious as it looks because she just gave birth not too long ago. But if not… sweet Christmas! Well, whatever the case may be for Penelope’s ginormous cleavage show, there’s no confusion on the fact that she looks drop dead sexy in that revealing pseudo see-through dress. Enjoy, and try not to drool all over yourselves!

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Here’s Penelope Cruz nearly taking a spill while on her way to her “Hollywood Walk of Fame Star” ceremony. Whoa, close one! You know what the funny thing is? Most people look ridiculous when they slip or when they’re about to fall, but not Penelope Cruz… she looks freaking hot! Ok, so that skin-tight dress she’s wearing which is doing one hell of a job of showing off her bodacious curves is definitely a factor in her near-fall hotness, but so is her facial expression. And if you look at the photos in order, you can actually make out what she says as she trips up (hint: “oh, $#!!”).

Anyways, don’t worry; Penelope was fine and she made it to her ceremony where Johnny Depp presented her with her star. They should have given her an award for being so damn hot as well. Enjoy!

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Here’s Penelope Cruz, who was already screaming hot to begin with, prancing around Santa Monica looking way hotter than the last time we saw her, and definitely looking waaaaaaaaay bustier than ever before. Say it with me my peeps… hoochie mama! Now obviously this is a post-pregnancy Penelope Cruz we’re gawking at, so this boost in bust size and hotness isn’t going to last forever (I wish), but we can enjoy the hell out of these bodaciously busty photos for the time being, and we can only hope (and I can’t believe I’m saying this) that Javier Bardem knocks her up soon. Anyways, enjoy the photos, and try not to drool all over yourselves!

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Here’s Penelope Cruz, who we don’t see nearly enough in photoshoots, literally glistening in the newest issue of Interview magazine. Penelope looks pretty darn hot considering she looks like an extra in an 80’s music video, but I would have preferred that she was busting out her plentiful cleavage instead of just hinting at it. Oh well, at lest she’s showing off her wet and glossy legs in some of the shots. Enjoy!

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Here’s Penelope Cruz in the November issue of Vanity Fair magazine looking absolutely drop dead gorgeous, which is pretty damn evident in that top photo, eh? The thing that sticks out about Penelope, other than her overall uber hotness, is the fact that she can look incredibly sexy without showing too much skin, which is baffling, but true. I mean, just look at the last photo of her in stockings, or on the cover where you see every curve of her booty… breathtaking. Ok, enough gushing; enjoy the pics.

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