Ah, Petra Nemcova. There was a time when Petra was my #1 celebrity crush and was worshiped just as much, if not more so, than Megan Fox… if you can believe that. Anyways, Petra jumped off the face of the planet a while back and hasn’t been since, until today. Here she is in a shwingtastic photoshoot showing off a whole lot of everything, and some stirring up some old feelings. Wow! Is it just me or does she look even hotter now? Enjoy the pics my peeps.

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I think this is one of the first times, if not the only time, that I’ve seen Petra Nemcova looking a little worn out. Here she is at the “An Evening of Dreams with Somaly Mam” fundraiser with (gasp!) dark circles around her eyes. Now, having said that, she’s still hotter than 99% of the women in Hollywood. How do you like them apples!?

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Petra Nemcova showed up at the Metropolitan’s Home Showtime House opening the other day looking like her old uber-hot self (as opposed to the recent disaster of a hairdo version). ). I don’t know how she did it because I’m pretty sure she still has those hideous bangs, but who cares. She looks hot, and she’s doing something weird with her finger, which is strangely attractive. Yay!

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Here’s one of our most favorite people in the world, Petra Nemcova, at the release shindig for the new Otto catalogue in Hamburg, Germany. Why the hell is Petra pimping a catalogue and not some lingerie or a bikini is reason enough to curse the heavens, but since we haven’t had the pleasure of gawking at her for a while, I’ll let it slide. This time. Besides, it’s not often we see Petra shivering in a flimsy dress.

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The Cannes Film Festival seems to have brought out the breast best in Petra Nemcova, and here’s more proof. Petra attended yet another Cannes shindig a few days ago, and showed off her killer legs in style (when I say “in style” I mean on a fancy rug). So, now that the festival is over, I think we can officially confirm that Petra stole the show at Cannes. Up next on Petra’s hit list: Popoholic’s basement/bedroom.

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Here’s one of my all time favorite celebrities, Petra Nemcova, doing one of my favorite things, and that’s dropping some serious cleavage. Petra decided to add a little shock and awe at the amfAR’s Cinema Against AIDS benefit in Cannes yesterday by showing everyone that she’s not only one of the most beautiful women in the world, but she’s also the proud owner of some of the most amazing cleavage ever seen/created. I’m not sure what it is about Cannes, but Petra should move there permanently because it sure makes her want to show hers off.

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Ah, just when you thought Petra Nemcova couldn’t get any hotter, she show’s up at the Cannes premiere of “Un Conte De Noel” in a shwingtasticly revealing dress. I’m not sure how she managed to give us that much of a peak at her breasts without her top falling off, but right now I don’t care about the physics of it, and to tell you the truth, I’m too mesmerized to even continue typing, so enjoy these shots of one of the hottest women on the planet showing off her killer body. Oh, and more drool-worthy photos of Petra over here.

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This one’s for regular reader Yeah,okay since he’s so infatuated with Petra Nemcova and her sexy “huge head”. Here she is at the Prince Albert benefit at Cannes doing the impossible; looking hot in a disturbingly ugly-colored dress… which I’m hardly even noticing thanks to her generously displaying her chest. Absolutely perfect.

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Here’s our favorite supermodel turned celebrity babe, Petra Nemcova, at last night’s Somaly Mam Benefit in New York. I’ve gushed about how incredibly hot Petra is countless times now, but her attending charity benifits and helping the needy just goes to prove that she’s just not a hottie; she’s perfection personified. That’s about it, go on and enjoy the pics.

Update: Leonardo DiCaprio’s supermodel girlfriend Bar Rafaeli also showed up at the benefit and surprisingly looked like a plain Jane, especially next to Petra.

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I’m not sure what the idea behind this photoshoot is exactly, but it looks like Petra Nemcova is going for an incredibly sexy goth look, and it’s definitely working. Obviously I’m not surprised whatsoever. Petra could be done up in clown makeup and in a tutu and she’d still look shwingtastic. Actually, I wouldn’t mind seeing that at all. Enjoy, and have a good weekend boys and girls.

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