Here’s Rihanna looking most excellent in a bikini in the February issue of GQ Mexico. She has one hell of a shwingtastic body, but what’s up with her eyes? I’m pretty sure she’s wearing contacts. I’m not sure why though; they make her look like a zombie. Whatever, a zombified Rihanna is still a knockout, and I wouldn’t have a problem letting her take a chunk out of me. Enjoy.

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Whoa, what the heck is going on here? Rihanna showed up as a dominatrix diva at her Belfast concert the other night. If I knew Rihanna would be borrowing some of Prince’s old stage outfits for her tour, I would have bought front row tickets. She looks smoking hot, if not a little scary/intimidating. It’s all good if you as me. She’s rocking and rolling and pulling some naughty moves that would make even Madonna blush. You go girl!

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As much as I dig Rihanna, she didn’t stand a chance next to a pregnant Jessica Alba at the Fendi Store opening in Paris the other day. Hmm, maybe it’s because she was dressed in a lion trainer’s outfit while Jessica Alba wore a dress that showed off her mondo cleavage? Ya, I think that might have had something to do with it. Better luck next time Rihanna!

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I don’t know what it is about a girl bowling, but I totally dig it. Anyways, here’s Rihanna handling a bowling ball like it’s nobody’s business. She looks ultra-cute, especially in those tight hot pink jeans. She makes me wanna get the old ball and shoes out and crank up the Footloose soundtrack.

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Here’s Rihanna arriving at the Amika nightclub in Kensington, London. Is it just me or is Rihanna getting hotter every single time she shows up at an event or show? Ok, I wouldn’t call getting out of a car a major appearance, but it is great for showing off some cleavage when one wants too. That’s all that matters these days, isn’t it? Oh well, I don’t hear anyone complaining so I guess it’s all good.

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Here’s the stunning Rihanna in a new GQ photoshoot. I’m sure the first thing you’ll notice isn’t how hot she looks, but that guy she’s with. Who is he, and why the hell is he all over Rihanna? Well, he’s Robin Thicke, Alan Thicke’s son. You remember Alan Thicke, the dad from the TV show Growing Pains? No? Don’t know either of them? Who cares. Just try and pay attention to Rihanna.

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The first thing I noticed about Rihanna when she visited MTV’s TRL was the fact that her feet were missing! Seriously, where the hell did they go? They must have disappeared along with her lower body fashion sense. Anyways, I know what you’re thinking; why am I even looking at her feet when the rest of her is so perfect? You guys are 100% right!

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What better way to kick-start the week than with this Rihanna photoshoot? I’m starting to really dig Rihanna. But besides being hot, she seems to be a cool cat with a level head (at least compared to the other singers/celebs). But who am I kidding? Even if she had an inflated ego I’d still gawk at her.

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I’ve got to hand it to Rihanna. Not only is she attractive, but I also consider her a musician, and that’s saying a lot considering the majority of young female singers these days are all fabricated and couldn’t hold a note unless they were in their studio with their producers. Also, she’s very attractive.. did I mention that?

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Here are some pictures of Rihanna rocking the Dome a few nights ago, and I think it’s a safe bet to say that there wasn’t a fan at the show (female or male, thanks to that outfit) that didn’t leave happy. Now if only Hilary Duff could borrow Rihanna’s outfit, I would be just a little more happy about the current state of music.

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