Here’s a photo that forty-nine year old Salma Hayek just posted on her Instagram comparing her massive cleavage with sixty-nine year old Susan Sarandon’s ginormous cleavage with the caption:
Salma: “Susan, you are bigger than me!”
Susan Sarandon: “Of course I am …”
Yes, Susan, your breasts are bigger than Salma’s, but they ain’t better. Or sexier. Or more firm. Or more drool-inducing. Or more perfect. Or… ok, you guys get the picture. Speaking of… enjoy the colossal cleavage party!