Hold on to your hats my peeps; this one’s a biggie! Now as you guys know, I never, ever post on the weekend, but as you can clearly see… IT’S SCARLETT JOHANSSON IN A BIKINI!!! Scarlett finally answered our prayers and jumped into a flimsy little bikini to enjoy the Hawaiian beach, and I gotta tell ya… she looks as scorching hot (and uber busty) as I imagined she would in a tiny bikini. From the front that is. Because the back is… not what I imagined at all.

Holy $#!!, what the hell is that!? This is Jennifer Love Hewitt all over again! Ok, maybe not that bad, but that booty needs some serious work. Pretty damn disappointing if you ask me. To the point where my Black Widow fantasy is totally ruined. Sigh… oh well, at least we have her shwingtastic front view to drool over. And seriously, her front… hell, everything except for the booty (and back thighs) is ridiculously sexy and damn near perfect. So enjoy the sexy parts of the photos, and make sure to check out the rest (40 photos in all!) after the jump!

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Oh lordy, we have fallen into the dark ages once again. Here’s Scarlett Johansson on her way to the “2012 Runway To Win” launch party in NYC last night, and looking nowhere near like her old screaming hot blond and ultra cleavagy self. Actually, she looks like a freaking nun! She’s practically covered up from head to toe! Drop the cleavage already! And stop dressing like my aunt Edna did after she lost her seventh husband for crying out loud! It’s almost as if she’s doing this on purpose… boooooooo!

Anyways, I haven’t done this in quite a while, but I haven’t been this upset with Scarlett in long time, so… I’ve posted my old Scarlett Johansson “Missing Cleavage” sign so you guys can pass it around. Maybe it will help. Well, at least with the drooling…

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Here’s a brand spanking new poster for the upcoming Avengers flick featuring a bad@$$ and bodaciously busty Scarlett Johansson as The Black Widow. Yeah, they’re not as drool-inducing as her bootylicious booty promo photos (see bellow), but the poster is still freaking hot and shows off her superhero bosom pretty damn well if you ask me. And hey, how often do we get to see the hot version of Scarlett Johansson anymore? Enjoy!

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Here’s Scarlett Johansson looking somewhat hot and not busting out her bodacious super cleavage at the “We Bought A Zoo” movie premiere in NYC last night. Boooooooo! Somebody needs to have a serious talk with this girl. Hell, everyone who cares about her should get together for an intervention. A cleavage intervention. Because this girl not showing off her bodacious bosom is hurting her career. Ok, maybe not her career, but it sure is hurting her hotness!

Jesus, how hard is it to wear a push-up bra? Hell, that dress she’s wearing is actually made to show off plentiful cleavage… not a flat chest. Anyways, this girl could look sooooo much hotter if dropped the cleavage. But you already knew that, right? Oh well, she still looks kind of hot if you ignore the cleavage no-show, so… enjoy?

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Here’s a brand spanking new character poster for the upcoming Avengers movie featuring Scarlett Johansson as the super sexy Black Widow, and as you can clearly see, they’re focusing of her bodacious booty once again… as they did with Iron Man 2, and as they should, because said bodacious booty looks shwingtastic as all hell, woohoo! And it looks like they were going to give us a look at her ample bosom in her skin-tight costume as well, but they ended up covering said bosom with part of the letter “A”. Not happy about that, but I’m definitely happy with the rest of Scarlett’s uber sexy Black Widow look/body. Avengers Bodacious booty curves assemble! Enjoy!

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Ok, before we get into it, let me just start off by saying… IT’S ABOUT DAMN TIME!!!! Here’s Scarlett Johansson finally… FINALLY!… unleashing her bodacious cleavage in a wickedly sexy behind the scenes video for Vanity Fair magazine… and in a sizzling braless fashion no less. Say it with me my peeps… hoochie mama! Hot damn, it feels like it has been years since we’ve seen Scarlett bust out her infamous bosom… actually, it has been years since we’ve seen the girls, literally. And even though her bosom isn’t as plump and out there as before, it’s still damn sexy, and much appreciated. So without further ado, enjoy the sizzling video and the screen caps, and hallelujah!

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Here’s Scarlett Johansson strutting her sexy stems in an 80’s pair of skin-tight jeans on the set of the upcoming movie “Under The Skin” where she plays an “alien sexual predator”… hey, it sounds good to me! Now it’s about damn time that Scarlett sexed things up if you ask me, and even though she isn’t sporting her ravishing blond hairdo, and isn’t busting out her once bodacious cleavage, she still looks sexier than she has in a long, long time. Hell, this is the first time in years where she looks like she some sex appeal. Anyways, she looks freaking hot prancing around in those tight jeans, and wearing that fur coat that can only mean one thing (i.e. she wants to get down and dirty). Nice. Enjoy!

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… and it’s all kinds of freaking awesome!!!!! Everything from the action to the dialogue to seeing all of the Avengers together, and getting glimpses of the Hulk totally rock! And yeah, Robert Downey Jr. totally steals every scene he’s in once again. Absolutely rocking from beginning to end. And on top of all of that, we get some seriously sexy Scarlett Johansson Black Widow action… and a killer booty strut as well. Nice. The Avengers hits theaters Summer 2012… can’t wait!

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Just when I thought that Scarlett Johansson’s hotness was turning around yet again, she’s photographed leaving the Plaza Hotel in NYC the other day looking like my dear old aunt Edna. Hell, she’s even dressing like my aunt. Wait, what am I saying!? Even my Aunt Edna dresses more provocative and shows off more skin than Scarlett now… which is very, very unfortunate on both ends. Arrrrhhhrrrr!!! That’s it; I’m giving up on seeing her look like her old sexy cleavage-popping self.

Sigh… oh well, at least we have the Avengers movie to look forward to seeing some Scarlett Johansson hotness. And in our shwingtastic Scarlett Johansson archive. But that’s it I’m afraid… boooooooo!

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Do you guys remember how much fun we had back in 2010 with weekly doses of Scarlett Johansson looking drop dead sexy in her Black Widow costume for Iron Man 2? Well, it looks like the fun is about to start again thanks to these new promotional photos from the newest issue of Entertainment Weekly of Scarlett’s sexy Black Widow curves in the upcoming Avengers movie. Sexy spy curves assemble!

See? She actually still looks freaking hot… just as long as she’s wearing revealing clothing. Which she will be in the promos and in the actually movie, so we’re all set for some Scarlett Johansson induced drooling… finally! Enjoy the photos and make sure to head over to EW’s website for more pictures from the Avengers movie set!

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