Here’s the uber cute Vanessa Hudgens showing off some seriously sexy braless cleavage on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon last night, and as you can clearly see in the jaw-dropping screen caps, she looks freaking hooooooooot! And even hotter when you see everything in shwingtastic motion in the video bellow. Enjoy, and try not to drool all over yourselves!
Here’s supermodel Adriana Lima’s Super Bowl ad for Teleflora that will obviously be shown during the Super Bowl, but why wait until Sunday when you can drool over the damn thing right now? And trust me, you’ll be left a drooling zombie after watching this sizzle-fest. Hands down one of Lima’s sexiest, and naughtiest performances yet. Enjoy, and have a good Super Bowl weekend my peeps!
Update: Adriana has a secondSuper Bowl ad (for Kia), but it’s nowhere near as shwingtastic as the one above. But it’s definitely a must-see, because… well, it’s Adriana Lima. And she’s in a skimpy swimsuit. And there are sexy flag-waving poses involved. And Mötley Crüe makes an appearance. I’m serious. Enjoy. Again.
Update #2: Another Adriana Lima Super Bowl-related video has been released by Kia, and it features Adriana waving the checkered flag in her skimpy swimsuit… for five hours in slow motion! That’s right; 5 FREAKING HOURS! I am so not messing with you guys. Once again, enjoy. For the next five hours!
As you guys are probably well aware of, Jojo (aka Joanna Levesque) has been trying really, really hard to convince us for the better part of the last two years that she has reinvented herself as a sexy little minx, which she has failed for the most part if you ask me… that is until now.
Here she is dropping everyone’s jaw with a shwingtastic display of her ginormous cleavage in a behind the scenes video for Vibe magazine. Say it with me my peeps… hoochie mama! Wow, when the hell did her bosom grow into huge shwing-fest!? Ok, I admit it; that’s definitely sexy. Unfortunately, her face (and especially the shape of her face) is exactly the same. Oh well, it’s not like it’s going to distract us from the huge cleavage bonanza, right? Right. Enjoy the screen caps and video!
Here’s my future wife, supermodel Candice Swanepoel, in a sizzling behind the scenes video for a Terry Richardson-shot Harper’s Bazaar sports-themed photoshoot that will make you drool like a brain-dead zombie. Especially when you get to the part where Candice is busting out a bootylicious batting stance… that makes me oh so want to be the pitcher. Enjoy!
Ok, so I have absolutely no clue as to what this video is about, but it features the sexiest celebrity babe on the entire planet, Megan Fox, as a ridiculously sexy man-hungry Amazonian princess (or some sort of fantasy-inducing character like that) on an island populated with only screaming hot Megan Fox clones, so that’s all I really care about. And so should you. Enjoy!
Here’s my future wife, supermodel Candice Swanepoel, unleashing her ridiculously sexy… everything in her newest Victoria’s Secret Swim video that will leave you comatose! Yeah, it’s that freaking hot! I mean, you can already tell by the drool-inducing screen caps, eh? Actually, you already knew that the video is a scorcher even before looking at the screen caps, right? You knew just by the fact that Candice is in it. And wearing practically nothing as usual. Nice. Enjoy, and try not to drool all over yourselves!
Here’s a brand spanking new Bikini.com video featuring THE supermodel of 2011, and the runner up for top honors in our “Top Ten Celebrity Babes of 2011” list, the bodaciously hot Kate Upton, strutting her drool-inducing curves and lovely lady lumps in hotness-amplifying “Beach Bunny Swimwear”… and I’ll be damned if this isn’t one of the sexiest videos that your eyeballs will ever experience. Hot damn, is it ever! Then again, Kate strutting her sexy body and ginormous cleavage in skimpy little bikinis is always the sexiest thing you see. Enjoy the video, and make sure your boss or significant other isn’t in the vicinity because it’s kinda NSFW. All the better, eh? Cheers.
Here are a bunch of screen caps of Miley Cyrus hanging out in her bra and showing off her tiny cleavage in the trailer for her new movie, “LOL”, which looks absolutely terrible by the way. But who cares, because you’re only interested in the screen caps, right? Right. Anyways, the bra and cleavage action is kinda “meh” if you ask me. Seriously, she shows more skin and cleavage when going to the grocery store. Hell, she doesn’t even wear a bra when she goes grocery shopping. But her old school 80’s socks on the other hand… totally freaking hot. Enjoy!
The hotly anticipated 2012 edition of the Victoria’s Secret Swim catalogue is about to hit and raise our hormone levels to “near critical”, and to celebrate the release, Victoria’s Secret has hit us with a couple of appetizer videos… one of which is the sexiest video you’ll ever see in your lifetime featuring my future wife, Candice Swanepoel, slowly unveiling her ridiculously sexy bikini body… WOW! And shedding her bikini as well… double WOW! Seriously, this video is the definition of shwingtastic, but you already knew that since you’ve most definitely gawked the screen caps of Candice and her beyond sexy booty and killer curves, right? Good lord… I need medical assistance. Enjoy!
Alright all you naughty boys and girls, I have some last minute lingerie shopping to do for a few of my lady friends, but before I run out I wanted to wish you all a Merry Christmas and a Happy Whatever-You-Celebrate, and more importantly, to give you all an early Christmas gift… this ridiculously sexy Christmas-themed lingerie photoshoot featuring my future wife, Candice Swanepoel, and a sexy little video of all of our favorite VS Angels singing “Jingle Bells”! So enjoy Candice looking like a naughty little minx, and be safe and enjoy your families my peeps!
But wait, there’s more! Because it has somehow become a tradition, here’s the Star Wars Holiday Special, which aired only once in 1978 and never again… for reasons which will become quite clear once you start watching this cringe-fest. Having said that, it’s a heck of a lot better than the new trilogy. Enjoy!
