Maxim magazine’s annual Hot 100 List was officially released today, and lo and behold, our buddies actually had the &@!!$ not to give Megan Fox the number one spot. This year’s number one hottie is none other than the celebrity babe I despise the most… Katy Perry. Here’s what the top ten looks like:

10. Marisa Miller
9. Kim Kardashian
8. Olivia Munn
7. Elisabetta Canalis
6. Rihanna
5. Megan Fox
4. Blake Lively
3. Zoe Saldana
2. Brooklyn Decker
1. Katy Perry

Now obviously I would have given Megan the number one spot (number five!?), because she actually is the hottest of the hottest, and because it would be a nice gesture for the future mother of my children, but as much as it pains me, I will admit that Katy Perry is one of the hottest babes around. Hey, for a girl I despise, I sure post a hell of a lot, and I do compliment her glorious body and killer cleavage every chance I get. Anyways, the rest of the list is good and I have no complaints… well, except that Emmanuelle Chriqui is ranked number sixty-eight when she should be ranked number two. Other than that, and Megan not getting top honors, Maxim’s Hot 100 list definitely sizzles.

Make sure to head over to Maxim’s website for the entire Hot 100 List, and for a whole slew of celebrity hotties, and more importantly, a whole slew of shwingtastic pictures. Enjoy!

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Super cutie Natalie Portman is one of the most elusive celebrity babes out there, but not today my peeps. Here’s a whole bunch of groovy photos of Portman looking like the definition of perfection on the set of “Friends With Benefits”, which is the tagline I pray describes mine and Portman’s future relationship. Ok, so that’s probably never going to happen, but at least I have these photos of her looking uber cute and quite busty to drool over. Enjoy!

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Here’s Jessica Lowndes dropping some stupendous cleavage and looking like a poor man’s Megan Fox at the 17th Annual Race To Erase MS event. Ok, so before you guys get your panties in a bunch, I just want to clarify that I’m actually complimenting Jessica. Calling her “Megan Fox light” and “a poor man’s Megan Fox” is the same as saying “this babe is freaking hoooot!”, because comparing her to the hottest celebrity babe on the planet basically means that she’s supernova of hotness, which Jessica Lowndes definitely is and definitely looks like here. Enjoy the show!

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If you geeks didn’t think it was possible for uber cutie Mila Kunis to get any hotter than she already is (and boy is she ever!), then hold onto your DualShock remotes because it turns out that Mila Kunis is an avid gamer. Here’s the skinny:

Mila Kunis has admitted that she spends hours playing computer games with her boyfriend Macaulay Culkin.

The actress has insisted that she recently had to quit playing because she was getting so “obsessive”, but since then she has become hooked on Facebook’s FarmVille game. (Source)

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again; there just isn’t anything sexier than a girl who digs video games. And when said girl is Mila Kunis, who was already shwingtastic hottie to begin with, well… then you have a babe who has attained the level of perfection and is already a lock for the Popoholic Hall of Fame.

Having said that, is it just me or does the part in the article that refers to Macaulay Culkin as her boyfriend makes you want to vomit as well? Oh well, it’s only a matter of time before they break up and Mila starts playing Left 4 Dead with me on a nightly basis. Enjoy!

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Here’s Jennifer Aniston looking pretty damn sexy for a forty-one year old, and dropping some impressive cleavage on the set of her upcoming movie “Fast friends”. Ok, I’m only kidding about the age thing, because Aniston looks hotter and has more of a killer body than the majority of actresses in their twenties… and judging from the last photo on the first row… supermodels as well.

The babe next to her in the baby blue dress? That’s supermodel Brooklyn Decker, and as you can see, Aniston’s body totally blows Decker’s body out of the water. Actually, and I can’t believe I’m saying this, Aniston makes Decker look… fat. Most impressive indeed. Enjoy the photos!

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Here’s by far the hottest mom on the entire planet, Kate Beckinsale, taking a stroll and having a conversation with what looks like a doctor. Now obviously I have no idea what they’re discussing, but I wouldn’t be surprised if Kate is inquiring whether or not there are any risks in making babies at her age with a celebrity blogger. No? Well, a guy can dream, can’t he!? Anyways, if you can block out the old dude, Kate looks freaking hot prancing around in those skin-tight jeans. Enjoy!

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I was just on my way out for a much needed Bic Mac trio when I came across these photos of Christina Aguilera strutting her killer stems in a pair of jeans that are so tight they look practically painted on. Pretty impressive if I do say so myself… and I’m not just talking about Christina’s uncanny ability to actually slip into those tiny jeans; I mean, she actually looks shwingtastic, which says a lot considering I’ve never dug her before. And on that irrelevant note, I’m off for some McD’s. Have a good weekend boys and girls!

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Here’s Jessica Biel leaving the gym, or going to it… I really don’t know at this point, but what I do know is that she looks freaking hot in her workout clothes. So much so that I despise Justin Timberlake that much more this morning, which I didn’t even think was possible. Anyways, I hope you guys can enjoy these photos of Jessica showing off her killer fit body without being reminded that Timberlake has his name written all over it, because I sure as hell can’t. Damn you again Timberlake!!!

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Scarlett Johansson’s bodacious Iron Man 2 promo tour hit The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson last night, and as you can see from these screen caps and videos, she looked like one hell of a smoking hot babe. The interview itself was pretty damn good too (definitely way better than the Leno interview). Scarlett divulged crucial personal information such as the fact that she rubs herself in mangos, and teasingly played with her earrings the throughout the whole interview, which was totally hot by the way. Alrighty then, enjoy the show my peeps!

Click here to see Part I

Click here to see Part II

Click here to see Part III

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Scarlett Johansson showed up on The Tonight Show with Conan… woops, I mean Jay Leno, last night to promote Iron Man 2, and looked like a smoking hot and curvaceous blond… just the way we like her! Scarlett did everything right; she showed off her bodacious curves and her killer legs, dropped a bit of cleavage, and looked absolutely stunning. And believe it or not, she was actually captivating and funny during the interview. So after this appearance, and her two most recent ones, I guess it’s safe to say that the old scorching hot Scarlett Johansson is finally back. Hallelujah!

Enjoy the screen caps that I did especially for you guys (ok, for myself as well), and check out the videos of her interview to see everything in motion. Cheers.

Click here to see Part I

Click here to see Part II

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Here’s Taylor Swift looking like a twig of cuteness at the Time’s 100 Most Influential People gala. Now I don’t want to you guys to think that’s I’m criticizing Taylor for looking like a twig or being too skinny, because I honestly say that as a compliment. She looks freaking hot, and if you ask me, her body weight/type is just perfect. Anyways, I don’t know why I’m even talking about her scrawniness when I should be talking about how freaking cute she looks and how impressed I am with her mustering up some cleavage. Enjoy!

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