Ok, as I’ve mentioned on countless shwingtastic occasions, our buddies over at Esquire magazine have been running a Sexiest Woman Alive Tournament for the last couple of weeks where you guys got the chance to vote on which celebrity babes were the hottest of the hottest, and today we finally get to drool over the winner, who just happens to be a Popoholic favortie… supermodel Brooklyn Decker!

Now I’m still in shock that Megan Fox got beaten out by Helen Mirren (a fluke of course), but I’m more than happy that Brooklyn won, especially when I was posting photos of her and gushing over how freaking sexy she is… over two years ago. Yeah, that was just me patting my own back. Anyways, I’ve decided to commemorate Brooklyn’s win with these screaming hot bikini photos, so enjoy your sexiest woman alive, and make sure to head over to Esquire’s website for the tournament breakdown and more Brooklyn Decker hotness!

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin, Fame

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Here’s Rachel Bilson unleashing her uber cuteness and sexy little legs at the THQS E3 Take No Prisoners event in LA. Now I can go on and on about how much this peach makes me melt, and how sexy I think she is, but you guys already know all of that, right? Now what I do want to mention though, is how courageous Bilson is on top of being a major hottie. I mean, showing up at a video game event looking like that, and surrounded by hordes of sweaty nerds… you have got to be, right? Enjoy!

Photo Credit: Fame

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You know, I really didn’t want to post these pictures of Katy Perry at the 2011 VW Jetta event in NYC, but as you can see, she’s busting out her uber cleavage, and I’ve got to admit… she looks pretty damn good. Ok, ok, fine! She looks freaking hot! Happy now? Seriously though, I’ve been pretty harsh on Katy Perry lately, but I would be lying if I said that I wouldn’t give up an appendage to have an up close and personal look at Katy’s groovy curves. Heck, even her face looks more feminine than usual. Anyways, I’m going to stop right now and let you guys enjoy the photos because I’m making myself sick with all of these compliments. Enjoy!

Photo Credit: Fame

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Here’s the screaming hot Pussycat Doll and Dancing with the Stars winner, Nicole Scherzinger, totally scorching up the pages of the July issue of Maxim magazine. Now you guys know how much this peach makes me melt, right? Well, you can just imagine my state right now, gawking at these shwingtastic bikini photo, and going gaga over her killer bosom. Absolute perfection! Now if she would only accept my invite to Dancing, and Other Things, with the Bloggers… Enjoy the exclusive hi-res photo and the sizzling behind the scenes video, and make sure to check out Maxim’s website for a ton more Nicole Scherzinger hotness!

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Here’s Vanessa Hudgens looking pretty in pink and making every geek and his World of Warcraft character drool with her shwingtastic show of legs at the Activision E3 Preview Event in LA. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again; there just isn’t anything sexier than a girl who digs/supports video games, and when said girl is the foxy Vanessa Hudgens… Hadouken! Ok, that was supposed to mean “hoochie mama!” in video game language. That’s it for me my peeps, I’m off to catch some more wicked Crysis 2 gameplay footage. Enjoy!

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I’ve been on a Jessica Alba kick for the last couple of months (ever since she got her hotness back), so I’m posting every photo and appearance of her looking even somewhat hot. Case in point, these photos of Alba prancing around LA the other day and showing off her glorious mom booty. Yeah, the shots aren’t anything that special, but that one shot of her booty is definitely on the shwingtastic side. Enjoy!

Photo Credit: Fame, Bauer-Griffin

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Yikes, this is starting to become a serious issue my peeps! Here’s the once uber cleavage-popping Scarlett Johansson at last night’s 64th Annual Tony Awards looking pretty damn hot, but sadly, without her cleavage once again. Now we’ve been, ahem, on top of this whole breast deflating issue for months now, but after Scarlett’s last appearance and this one today, I’m staring to get worried. I mean, her breasts have completely disappeared! Which is freaking insane considering that Scarlett was once the cleavage queen of Hollywood. I don’t know what the hell is going on, but I’m this close to start making “missing signs”.

Photo Credit: Fame

Update: Ok, I just did. Please feel free to pass the photo around:

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Here’s the hottest celebrity babe on the planet, Megan Fox, leaving one of her very productive workout sessions and trying to do the impossible yet again, which is trying to hide her hotness. Well, one look at any one of these shwingtastic photos, and you come to the same conclusion, which is she failed doing so.

Seriously, Megan could put a bag over her head and she would still be the hottest celebrity babe on the planet. And besides, the majority of the people who are gawking at these photos are looking at her body, so I don’t know why she’s bothering to hide her face. Anyways, the ironic thing is that she also gets bonus points in the hotness department for letting her pink underoos play peek-a-boo, and for wearing that tiny Hartford Whalers t-shirt. Enjoy!

Photo Credit: Fame

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Here’s Jessica Alba looking drop dead sexy on her way to her Jimmy Kimmel Live! appearance, and wearing one hell of a breast-centric top. Ummm, wow… I think. Well, I would have been gawking at her chest area regardless, but that top has me in a trance. But it’s sort of a cheat, isn’t it? That bra pattern is like one of those stupid muscle print shirts, which is kind of useless when you already have the goods, right? Well, I’m not sure what to make of her outfit, but one thing that I am sure of is that Alba looks freaking hoooooooooot!

I’ve also posted the Jimmy Kimmel interview below, but don’t ask me what was said, because I was too enthralled by her bosom top and her ridiculously sexy legs. Enjoy!

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin

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Here’s everyone’s favorite Greek goddess, Maria Menounos, giving her fans an early Christmas gift by posting some personal bikini photos on her Twitter page, and god love her for it. Wowewowow! Seeing Maria Menounos unleash her killer body (and killer cleavage) in a bikini is definitely a rarity, and I guess she knows it too if she went ahead and posted these shwingtastic photos for her drooling fans. Well, either that or she just wanted to show me a preview of what our inevitable first date would be like. Enjoy!

Photo Credit: Twitter

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And Jessica Biel’s shwingtastic A-Team promo tour continues with this chesty and bootylicious appearance on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon! Jessica looked absolutely amazing and showed off hints of her cleavage thanks to a very revealing top, and as is that wasn’t enough to induce drooling, she decided to go on a booty-popping bike ride. Hot damn, now I know why that doorknob Justin Timberlake likes to go training with her. Then again, if I were dating Jessica Biel, I would let her booty out of my sight either. Enjoy the screen caps, and check out the video to see everything in giggling motion. Oh yeah, one more thing… damn you Timberlake!!!!!!!!!!!

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