Here’s Jessica Alba getting pulled over by the LADP in Beverly Hills yesterday afternoon. Now as you can see, Alba looks pretty nervous in the first couple of photos, but those nervous looks quickly turned into smiles… probably because she just remembered that she was one of the hottest babes on the entire freaking planet (not to mention famous), and tried to charm her way out of a ticket. Now I’m not sure if she got a ticket or not, but what I am sure of is that she’s damn lucky she looked hot and didn’t look like this, because if she did, she would have gotten not one, but two tickets. Enjoy!
Here’s Jennifer Love Hewitt on the set of Law & Order: SVU dressed like a Catholic schoolgirl, and not looking anywhere near as drop dead sexy as she should be. C’mon, on paper this should have been like, one of the hottest things imaginable, but it’s not. Oh god it’s so not. And that’s coming from someone who isn’t on the “trash Jennifer Love Hewitt post-bikini booty bandwagon”. Yeah, I still think she’s a hottie… just not in these photos. Hell, she’s even ruining that nurse’s outfit. Hmmm, maybe it’s time I realize that it isn’t 1998 anymore. Enjoy!
Here’s my onetime uber crush, Kristin Cavallari, paying for parking in Beverly Hills and looking like a hot little minx doing so. Now if you’re a long-time Popoholic reader, then you most likely remember how smitten I was with this peach, and it was mostly because of her sexy legs, which she would always show off… and it looks like nothing has changed; she still has a killer pair of legs, and she’s still showing them off. Another thing that hasn’t changed is the fact that she’s a reality star/pseudo celebrity. Meh, who cares. As long as she looks hot prancing around, eh? Enjoy!
Ummm, yeah, that really is Jessica Alba prancing around Los Angeles. I have no idea what the #%#@ happened, but this has to be the least attractive she has ever looked. Which is a shame because Alba’s hotness has had a renaissance this year, and has knocked it out of the park the last couple of months. Here she looks like… well, a normal person going out to do some errands. Yuck! We don’t want to see that, now do we? So I urge you to check out the bonus galleries bellow, and the last couple of shwingtastic Jessica Alba appearances to make up for this fashion nightmare. Enjoy!
In the words of Futurama’s Professor Farnsworth… good news everyone! The cutest celebrity babe on the planet, and arguably my number one crush, Rachel Bilson, and Hayden Christensen (a.k.a. the wussy Darth Vader) have called off their engagement AND have officially broken up as well. Woohoo! Here’s the skinny:
Rachel Bilson and Hayden Christensen have officially ended their engagement.
Reports surfaced a couple months ago that the duo were on a break, but now the split is permanent. “Yes, the engagement is off,” Bilson’s rep tells PEOPLE, but declined to provide details on the breakup.
Distance was reportedly one of the main reasons for the split. With Bilson primarily in L.A., and Christensen in Canada, “It just wasn’t working out,” says a pal of the actress. (Source)
Lets hear it for long distance relationships! Yeah! Now I know it’s not nice revel in other people’s misfortune, but this isn’t a bad thing. Quite the contrary. Listen, it didn’t work out, so it wasn’t meant to be. And it was pretty obvious from the get-go that these two weren’t meant for each other, especially considering that a fortune teller once told me that Rachel would be my first wife (seriously, true story).
So now they can both stop wasting their time, and Rachel can finally start returning my phone calls, and Hayden can go marry a polar bear or whatever. And to celebrate this momentous occasion, I’ve posted some of Rachel Bilson’s cutest moments on Popoholic. Enjoy, and can I get a Hallelujah!?
Here’s my future ex-wife, supermodel Candice Swanepoel, promoting Victoria’s Secret new “Incredible Bra”, but she could have fooled me because all I’m seeing is Candice’s incredible booty… WOW! I’ve gushed over this peach and her booty dozens of times, but I’ve never seen such a shwingtastic display before, and it’s all thanks to that skimpy little 70’s sci-fi outfit she’s wearing. Sweet Christmas, she looks freaking hot!
That booty is hands down the sexiest thing you’ll see all day… if not all year. Hell, I’m so distracted by said booty, that I’m barely looking at her killer legs, impressive cleavage, and those sultry looks that she’s obviously giving to yours truly. One more time… WOW!
Here’s Rihanna prancing around NYC and dropping some serious cleavage… literally! And thank the lord for that, because without her little cleavage show, this Rihanna appearance would have been a disaster and I definitely wouldn’t be posting photos of her wearing something that looks like a used car salesman’s suit bought in the early 80’s. I guess she realized how ridiculous she looked as well, and decided to hunch over and give us something worth gawking at just in time. Nicely done Rihanna. Enjoy!
Here are a couple more photos of the uber cute Mila Kunis filming “Friends With Benefits” with future Oscar nominated actor Justin Timberlake, who is even more irritating than usual. So far I’ve posted three posts of Mila looking drop dead sexy on the set of the film, and all three posts were infected with Timberlake and his doorknob looks/mannerisms (see here, here, and here).
And the same goes for today’s batch of photos. These shots of Mila looking absolutely stunning in her sexy little business outfit would have been beyond hot… if it wasn’t for our buddy Timberlake. Still, I find myself gawking more at Mila than wanting to throw a bag of poop on Timberdufus, so I guess it’s not all bad. Enjoy!
Let me just start off by saying that I’ve never been attracted to Anna Paquin. Nope, not even when she was decked out in skin-tight leather as Rogue in the X-Men movies, and please don’t mention True Blood, because I’ve only watched a couple of minutes of the show and changed the channel while I laughed my butt off over how ridiculous it was.
Having said that, I may have to check out the damn show (well, more like just her nude scenes), because she looks pretty damn hot prancing around Beverly Hills in those short shorts and that tight t-shirt. Yup, that’s the only reason why I’d check out a crappy excuse for a vampire TV show. Enjoy!
Here’s the bodacious and cleavage popping Sofia Vergara looking like everyone’s dream wife in the newest issue of Esquire magazine… sweet baby Jesus! Enjoy the sizzling video and make sure to check out Esquire’s website for more Sofia Vergara hotness!
Well, I can’t say I’m surprised that Megan Fox won this year’s “Choice Female Hottie” award at the 2010 Teen Choice Awards. I mean, she is the hottest celebrity babe on the planet after all. Anyways, here’s Megan looking like she deserved the award/surfboard by looking her hottest in a tiny skirt and showing off her shwingtastic legs. Having said that, Megan better start showing off some cleavage or something, because Ashley Greene is closing in on her and may be next year’s “Choice Female Hottie” recipient. Enjoy!