Yup, my future wife Candice Swanepoel is still shooting a bikini photoshoot in Miami for Victoria’s Secret, and yup, she’s still zapping me into a zombie-like state of drooling with her beyond sexy curves, wicked stems, mind-blowing mid-section (i.e. ultra tiny waist/groovy hips), and of course, with her incredibly awesome booty. Say it with me my peeps… sweet Christmas! Wow, this peach is just too much. I really don’t know how I’m going to be able to take being married to her. I already feel overwhelmed, and… ummmm… you guys are not even reading this, are you? You’re too busy going gaga over said awesome booty, eh? Well, I don’t blame you. Sigh… well, for anyone actually reading this… what the hell is wrong with you!? Go click on the drool-inducing pictures!
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Scarlett Johansson Busts Out The Super Cleavage: