Here’s Penelope Cruz’s younger sister, Monic Cruz, at the new “Aire” collection event in Madrid, Spain looking ridiculously hotter than Penelope. And how exactly is she looking hotter than Penelope you ask, considering that they both look practically identical? Cleavage. It’s all about the cleavage my peeps. Monica has stupendous cleavage, and does a shwingtastic job of showing off said stupendous cleavage every single chance she gets. Not that Penelope doesn’t have fantastic cleavage, but there’s just no beating Monica’s constant shiwng-fest. Enjoy, and check out Penelope’s bonus galleries bellow for a hotness comparison.

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Here’s Katie Homes on her way to the Calvin Klein Fashion Week After Party, and surprisingly not being shadowed by Tom Cruise and actually looking somewhat hot… at least I think she looks hot. I can’t really tell anymore. She’s definitely looking hotter than she has in the last couple of years, but that doesn’t mean she looks like the hottie that starred on Dawson’s Creek and in one of my favorite movies of all time, Go.

Then again, I could just be digging this appearance because Katie’s actually showing off some cleavage. Now that has to be a first for the Tom Cruise years, eh? Or it could be that I’m just suffering delusions because I haven’t eaten anything today. And on that note, have a good weekend my peeps!

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Just when I was getting used to seeing Jessica Alba drop some cleavage and look like her old screaming hot self, she does this; goes out with her husband (boooo!) looking like a boring normal person. Hell, she looks so freaking Plain Jane that I’m actually buying the two as a couple for the first time (c’mon, Cash Warren is nowhere near celebrity levels of attractiveness and/or appeal).

Now this doesn’t take anything away from Alba’s recent “hotness renaissance”, because this is just one disappointing appearance after a ton of shwingtastic ones, and she does look like she’s on her way to some boring family event, so I’ll let it slide. Having said that, her next appearance, even if it’s just a grocery run, better be drop dead sexy.

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Here’s Kelly Brook at the Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Marchesa party looking totally red hot. Although, as hot as she looks, she’s uncharacteristically not showing off her infamous cleavage. I don’t think I’ve ever seen Kelly not show off her cleavage; not even once. Don’t know what that’s all about. And by the looks of it, her breasts are not used to being covered up as well, and look like they’re about to burst through her dress. Enjoy!

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Hold on to your hats my peeps; here’s what you’ve all been waiting for since Monday morning… the full version of Megan Fox’s new Armani mini movie “The Tip”. And as you can see from just a few of the screen caps, it’s a supernova of hotness… boy is it ever! Good lord, I’m speechless.

So sit back, and prepare to watch ninety seconds of the hottest celebrity babe on the planet get out of her sexy lingerie and into her sexy jeans… in all sorts of angles and up close shots. Oh, and make sure you check out more photos after the jump; I pretty much posted every single frame of the video. Enjoy!

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Here’s Blake Lively doing what she does best at last night’s premiere of The Town held at Fenway Park. And in case you’re clueless and wondering what it is that she does best… it’s looking absolutely stunning and showing off her perfectly crafted sexy body. Wowzers! Talk about a form fitting dress. We’ve seen Blake show off her bodacious body in an assortment of skimpy outfits on Gossip Girl and at premieres/events a number of times, but this skin-tight dress is showing off every single curve of her groovy body, and further proves that Blake has one of, if not the most perfect/sexiest bodies in all of Hollywood. One more time… wowzers!

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Sigh… here we go again! I don’t know what the hell is going on with this girl. One week Scarlett looks ridiculously hot and is busting out her infamously bodacious cleavage, and the next week she looks like some boring girl who works at the public library on weekends. For free. And don’t get me started on her missing bosom. Seriously, she looks like she lost a cup size. Anyways, enjoy the photos if you can; I’ll be checking out Scarlett’s older photos where she’s busting out her sexy curves, and not showing up at an event looking flat chested and picking grapes in a huge dress that looks like my Aunt Edna’s drapes. Next!

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I don’t know how she did it, but uber cutie Taylor Swift showed up at last night’s Hollywood premiere of Easy A popping out some cleavage, and even though it’s just a tiny bit of cleavage, I’m impressed. I mean I’m really impressed. Hell, I didn’t think it was physically possible for Taylor to even “form” any cleavage… at all.

Ok, so I’m sure that some padding and that one-size too small dress had something to do with it, but that doesn’t change the fact that I’m drooling over Taylor Swift cleavage right now. So with that, and the fact that she’s looking hot and leggy (as usual), I’d say that this is hands down one of Taylor’s sexiest appearances to date. Enjoy!

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There’s some crazy construction going on outside my place and it’s making it pretty hard for me to concentrate on these doorknob celebrities. Luckily, Audrina Patridge‘s bodacious bosom in a flimsy tanktop is doing a bang-up job of helping me focus. Here she is on her way to the Dancing With the Stars practice space and showing off her killer body while doing us all a favor by wearing huge sunglasses that cover up most of her bizarrely structured face.

Now is there a way that she could wear said sunglasses or a mask or something when she does her dance routine? Because I really want to see her dancing jumping around in a skimpy dress. Her face, not so much. Enjoy!

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C’mon, doesn’t Kristin Cavallari look like a hot little housewife from the 50’s? Damn rigth she does! Here she is at some Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week shindig looking freaking hot and ready to bake me an apple pie… mmm mmm. Now if the babes back in the 50’s looked like Kristin and showed off their cleavage like she’s brilliantly doing here, then I understand why my gramps would always nag me to drop the NES controller and go out to “chase some skirts”. Enjoy!

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Well, if this isn’t the most shwingtastic way to kick off a week, then I don’t know what is. Here’s Megan Fox looking ridiculously sexy and sultry in a brand spanking new Armani lingerie video titled “The Tip”. Now we’ve already seen Megan look beyond hot in her Armani Underwear advertisements, but seeing all of that sexiness in motion is a whole other ball game… wow! And the fact that this video seems to be a first of many just makes it that more drool inducing. So enjoy the video of the hottest celebrity babe on the planet in sexy lingerie, and try not to drool all over yourselves.

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