Kim Kardashian, move the hell over; we have a new queen of booty and rollercoaster curves! Here’s Pussycat DollNicole Scherzinger showing off her insanely hot booty, plump cleavage, and killer curves at the X Factor auditions in Manchester, England. Hoochie mama, get a load of that booty! Hell, get a load of everything! I’ve always dug Nicole and her bodacious little body, but she just blew my mind with this drool-inducing appearance. Good lord, that booty is screaming! Ok, ok, a little composure… good. Now, enjoy!
You guys remember last week’s insanely hot photo of Marisa Miller as the ultimate “girl next door” that I posted, right? Well, here’s even more proof that Marisa is the sexiest girl next door in a screaming hot video from out buddies over at FHM magazine. Hot damn, I never knew that a girl could look that freaking hot pushing around a lawnmower. Then again, this is 2010’s sexiest woman in the world we’re talking about. Oh ya, she’s also a supermodel, so you know, she would probably look drop dead sexy holding a bag of poop. Enjoy, and make sure not to operate any heavy machinery during or after drooling over the video. Cheers.
Here’s Hilary Duff putting money in the parking meter before hitting a salon, and looking like the cutest little nerd in Hollywood. We’ve seen quite a few shwingtastic sides of the Duffster over the years, but this has to be my favorite. Yeah, even more so than the vampire wannabe Hilary Duff and the bikini-clad one. I don’t know what to tell you guys; it’s something about the nerdy glasses I guess.
Ok, so the skin-tight jeans and her surprising bustiness are definitely helping matters, but seriously, she looks like she would absolutely love to spend a Saturday night (with yours truly of course) studying for a self-imposed exam and playing The Secret of Monkey Island in lingerie. Ummm, that’s what hot nerds do, right? Enjoy!
I don’t know about you guys, but it’s stifling hot where I am. And from the looks of Ashley Greene, it seems like she lives right around the corner from me (yeah, I wish), because she looks like she’s suffering as much as yours truly. I mean, if she has to resort to lifting up her shirt in public so her sexy little tummy can get some air, it has to be freaking hot, right? Then again, it could be her own super hotness that’s making her sweat. Hell, seeing her delicious little tummy and prancing around in those short shorts is making me sweat even more. Ok, time for a much needed cold shower. Enjoy!
Now you guys know how much I love scrawny celebrity babes, right? And you guys definitely know how much I dig the scrawniest of the scrawniest, AnnaLynne McCord, right? Well, here she is in a skimpy little dress at the Calvin Klein fashion show in Berlin and making me go gaga with her ridiculously sexy legs, drop dead sexy profile, and killer little booty pop. Now if that doesn’t deserve a “Hoochie mama!”, then I don’t know what does. Enjoy the show my peeps, and try not to drool all over yourselves. Cheers.
Here’s Jessica Alba looking like a doll at the Chanel fashion show in Paris, and still trying to show off some cleavage. Now I’m not going to criticize her cleavage like I did the other day, because when it comes down to it, she’s at least trying to show off her bosom, so she deserves some props for that, right? And even if her once plentiful cleavage has disappeared, she looks way too adorable to criticize. That, and I’m mostly just gawking at her cute little legs today. Enjoy!
Here’s Hilary Duff leaving one of her pilates classes and looking her absolute cutest as she prances off in a pair of skin-tight workout leggings and a tiny tanktop. I think everyone will agree that the Duffster is easily one of the cutest babes on the entire freaking planet, but believe it or not, I find her even cuter without much make-up on and looking more natural, as is the case here. Then again, I’d still find her hot even if it turned out that she was hiding a Groucho Marx moustache under all of that make-up. Enjoy!
Ok, so the screaming hot Blake Lively is known for three things, right? Her ridiculously sexy mile-long legs, her suspiciously perfect breasts, and, well, her overall hotness. But what these photos of her on the set of Gossip Girl shows, is that she is now known for having one hell of a killer booty as well. Hoochie mama! That is one sexy rumpy rump. So basically, this peach is drop dead sexy from head to toe. Enjoy!
Goddamn, it looks like it’s true. Entertainment Tonight ran Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green’s wedding photos last night, and you can see all of the depressing shots for yourselves in the video. Man, I was sure that the whole wedding thing was just a rumor, but it looks like the hottest celebrity babe on the planet has officially settled down. The only explanation I can think of is that she was drugged or forced to marry the doorknob, but she looks coherent and sincere in the photos… unfortunately. Hmmm, unless this is all a hoax and the pictures were photoshopped by Brian Austin Green. Yeah, I’m going with that one!
Here’s Jessica Alba looking scorching hot while showing off her deflated cleavage at the Christian Dior Fall/Winter 2010-11 fashion show in Paris, France. Honestly guys, “deflated” is the best word I can use to describe Alba’s once plentifulcleavage. Her bosom is easily half the size it used to be, and I totally blame that on her post-baby weight loss. Having said all of that, she still looks really, really, really hot. Actually, I think she looks hotter than ever, and that’s saying a lot considering she looked freaking sexy back in her cleavage popping Into The Blue glory days.
So to mark this bittersweet occasion, I posted over twenty photos of Alba at the fashion show, which you can see after the jump. Oh, you can also see the anti-stylish Jared Leto ruin a few of the shots as well. Enjoy!
Say hello to a leggalicious babe that we haven’t seen all summer long! Here’s the uber hot Blake Lively showing off her mile-long killer legs once again at a photoshoot with Vogue magazine in Paris, France. Like I said, we haven’t had the pleasure of gawking at Blake and her legs in a long time, and these photos just remind me how ridiculously sexy said legs are, and how much of a travesty it is that we don’t see her on a daily basis. Ok, every day might be a little exaggerated, but drooling over her once a week and in a pair of super short shorts or a short skirt/dress sounds reasonable, eh? Enjoy!
