Here’s supermodel Miranda Kerr and her banging new post-pregnancy super bosom in a couple of new Victoria’s Secret Swim photos that are doing a shwingtastic job of featuring said super bosom, and her beyond sexy and damn perfect booty. And every other uber sexy curve of her brilliant body. Ok, I better stop gushing over this peach now because if I don’t I’ll probably go on all day and night. Enjoy!
Here’s Ashley Tisdale prancing around West Hollywood and showing off ALL of her sexy stems in the tiniest and tightest shorts, and busting out some sexy sports bra crafted cleavage to boot… finally! Now as you may know, Ashley has had disappointing back-to-backappearances these past two days, which is uncharacteristic of her to say the least, but things seem to have returned to normal levels of hotness… if not hotter! Such ridiculously sexy stems, eh? Alright, enjoy!
If you thought that yesterday’s batch of Vanessa Hudgens photos was an eye-opener, wait until you see today’s “revealing” appearance. Here she is prancing around Studio City with her nobody boyfriend and an uber dull Ashley Tisdale once again, and showing off a whole lot of leg action and her cute little thighs in a see-through… ummmm, I don’t know what that is. Is it lingerie? A modified tablecloth? I’m not sure, but what I am sure of is that it’s distracting us from the rest of her embarrassing get-up, and showing off her legs rather shwingtastically. Enjoy!
Here’s Stacey Kiebler vacationing in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico with George Clooney, but more importantly, vacationing with her drop dead sexy legs on killer display, woohoo! Ok, so we should be gawking at Stacey in a tiny bikini, but that’s probably a day or two away, so consider these photos of Stacey unleashing her sexy stems a preview of the uber hotness that is to come. At least I hope so. If not, well… at least we have these shots to gawk at. And laugh at how funny the Clooney looks in a golf cart. But then again, he has Stacey’s sexy stems just inches away from him. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Damn you Clooney!!!!
Here’s my future wife, supermodel Candice Swanepoel, busting out her insanely sexy curves and overall uber hotness in a variety of Victoria’s Secret bikinis once again, because we can’t get enough of Candice and her ridiculously sexy body in a tiny bikini. Hell, I’m destined to marry the girl and I still can’t get enough. C’mon, how can anyone get tired of gawking at that drool-inducing mid-section? And that goes for every inch and curve on this jaw-dropping babe. Ok, enough blabbing; enjoy the photos… especially that last one on the first row of her groovy backside… booya!
Here’s everyone’s favorite Pussycat Doll and reality show judge, Nicole Scherzinger, looking ridiculously hot and busting out a drool-inducing amount of her drop dead sexy and perfectly-shaped cleavage, her bodacious booty, killer stems, and a whole lot of her banging curves in a very revealing little dress at the X Factor press conference in Los Angeles last night. Ok, say it with me my peeps… hoochie mama!
Wow… is it just me, or does Nicole look sexier than ever in that skimpy little formfitting dress? Seriously, that dress is showing off every single inch and curve of Nicole’s banging body, and that especially goes for her stupendous cleavage. And her beyond sexy booty. And… well, everything else, so enough blabbing; enjoy the show!
Here’s Vanessa Hudgens prancing around Los Angeles in the most raggedy and bummy clothing I’ve on a celebrity yet with her nobody boyfriend and Ashley Tisdale (who is barely getting my attention thanks to not showing off her sexy little stems). So this has the makings of a disappointing appearance, right? Wrong! Thanks to Vanessa’s raggedy and bummy clothes, we’re getting some sexy glimpses of her groovy little legs and some even sexier shots of her plump little cleavage. Nice!
The rest though… yeah, it’s a complete disaster. Thankfully for me, I have the uncanny ability to focus on lovely lady lumps and curves even if an avalanche is about to smother me. And I’m sure you guys and gals can do the same for at least this one occasion, so… enjoy!
Here’s George Clooney’s uber hot girlfriend, Stacy Keibler, pimping some video game that helps lazy people get in shape called “Your Shape: Fitness Evolved”, and she’s doing so by shaking her bodacious booty in a pair of skin-tight leggings. And we get to see it all in a drool-inducing video that will leave you sweating and hating the Clooney even more than you already do. Hot damn, that is one of the sexiest/most perfect booties on the entire planet! And that especially goes for when it’s in motion. Enjoy… and try not to pull anything!
Here’s our absolute favorite up and coming model/uber babe, Maxim’s 2010 Hometown Hotties winner Melanie Iglesias, giving us all one hell of a Christmas gift in the form of her ridiculously sexy body all done up (or more like “down”) in hotness-amplifying lingerie and sexy little red ribbons in her newest face-meltingly hot “Flip Book” video. Sweeeeeeet Christmas! Hey, for once that’s actually relevant! Ok, I’m not going to waste any more of your time my peeps; not when this babe and her uber sexy body is waiting to be drooled over, so… enjoy!
