Here’s model Claudia Galanti busting out a bikini-fest this past weekend at a Miami beach and showing off her ridiculously sexy body and shwingtastic curves… and totally wining the “Hottest Bikini Body of the Holiday Season” award given by yours truly this time every year… hoochie mama! Ok, so we’ve seen a ton of celebrity babes do their bikini thing on the beach the last couple of weeks, but even the most shwingtastic doesn’t hold a candle to Claudia and her drool-inducing body. And that especially goes for her beyond sexy booty, which you can see in all of its glory in the two shots that I’ve censored just in case your boss or your wife is a prude. Sweet baby Jesus… it’s freaking perfect, eh?
Anyways, I’m a little embarrassed to admit that I’ve never seen or heard of this babe before this month, but she has definitely left a lasting impression. Hell, every inch and curve on this babe will be floating around in my head for a while. And I wouldn’t want it any other way. Enjoy, and make sure to check out the rest of the screaming hot photos after the jump!
Alright all you naughty boys and girls, I have some last minute lingerie shopping to do for a few of my lady friends, but before I run out I wanted to wish you all a Merry Christmas and a Happy Whatever-You-Celebrate, and more importantly, to give you all an early Christmas gift… this ridiculously sexy Christmas-themed lingerie photoshoot featuring my future wife, Candice Swanepoel, and a sexy little video of all of our favorite VS Angels singing “Jingle Bells”! So enjoy Candice looking like a naughty little minx, and be safe and enjoy your families my peeps!
But wait, there’s more! Because it has somehow become a tradition, here’s the Star Wars Holiday Special, which aired only once in 1978 and never again… for reasons which will become quite clear once you start watching this cringe-fest. Having said that, it’s a heck of a lot better than the new trilogy. Enjoy!
As if you actually needed more proof that Kate Beckinsale is the sexiest mom on the entire planet… here she is prancing around West Hollywood and unleashing her ridiculously sexy stems in a pair of skin-tight jeans, and the rest of her jaw-dropping uber hotness. Good lord, this babe is still a supernova of hotness, eh? And that body… sweet Christmas! Ok, I’d better stop blabbing and let you guys get to the clicking and the drooling considering the magnitude of hotness that is Kate Beckinsale strutting her sexy stuff… enjoy!
Here are a couple of new advertisements for DKNY Jeans featuring the uber hot Ashley Greene, but you could have fooled me… I thought they were advertising Ashley Greene’s drop dead sexy body! Booya! Stunning looks, killer stems, tanktop-busting cleavage… add it all up with the rest of Ashley’s uber hotness and squeeze it into a pair of ultra tight jeans and a skin-tight tanktop, and you can sell absolutely anything you want to anyone you want. And induce a serious drool-fest. Sigh… so freaking hot. Enjoy!
Here’s “Pregnant Hilary Duff” doing a little last minute shopping at some store that has the creepiest Santa Clause mannequin display that has ever scared the living crap out of me, and more importantly, looking damn hot in the tightest of tights and sweaters. Yup, even with her ginormous belly and the sad reminder that uber doorknob Mike Comrie knocked her up, she still looks freaking hot from head to toe, and that especially goes for her ever-growing super bosom, and bootylicious booty. Oh yeah, and especially her gummybear thighs as well. Oh hell, everything looks especially hot in this appearance. Hand down one of the hottest pregnant babes of all time. Enjoy!
Here’s a brand spanking new poster for the upcoming Avengers flick featuring a bad@$$ and bodaciously busty Scarlett Johansson as The Black Widow. Yeah, they’re not as drool-inducing as her bootylicious booty promo photos (see bellow), but the poster is still freaking hot and shows off her superhero bosom pretty damn well if you ask me. And hey, how often do we get to see the hot version of Scarlett Johansson anymore? Enjoy!
Well, it looks like Vanessa Hudgens has returned to her somewhat normal look and ditched her “deranged hippie” style that we’ve unfortunately been exposed to lately, and this return couldn’t have come at a better time because I was starting to crave seeing the hot version of Vanessa bust out her groovy little legs in skin-tight jeans, and her cute little cleavage that I dig so very much. So yeah, her style of dress and hotness levels seem to have returned to normal. I’ll give it another day. Enjoy!
Ok, so do you guys remember those drool-inducing Candice Swanepoel bikini pictures from Victoria’s Secret that I posted yesterday? Silly me, of course you do. Well, here’s a whole slew more brand spanking new VS bikini shots of my future wife busting out her uber sexy curves and lovely lady lumps that will definitely leave you in convulsions… and at the top Santa’s “Naughty List”. Enjoy, and make sure not to operate any heavy machinery during or after drooling over that killer shot of Candice’s booty up top!
