Alright my peeps, as I mentioned in my “Top Ten Celebrity Babes of 2012!” post earlier this week, I made a separate top ten list for models this year since there were so freaking many that I posted and that stole the show in 2012. And honestly, if I didn’t make a separate list, the top ten celebs list would have been overrun by scrawny models.
Ok, so just like the top ten celebs list, this list consists of the top ten models that ruled this website and made me drool the most in 2012. This isn’t a list of the sexiest models of all time, so please don’t send me angry emails about leaving out Cindy Crawford. Got it? Good. Oh yeah, and one more important note; clicking on the model’s name or photo brings you to their respective archive where you can see all of their sexy photos and shenanigans from 2012. So without further ado, here’s “Popoholic’s Top Ten Models of 2012!”… enjoy!
Irina Shayk didn’t have an overwhelming amount of exposure in 2012, but she unleashed enough of her ridiculously sexy body to make it onto the list. Good lord, that body totally does it for me…
2012 was Kelly Brook‘s comeback year, and not only did she return to modeling full-time, especially for her own lingerie line, but she looked sexier than ever. And bustier than ever as well. That merits a spot in the top ten alone if you ask me.
Miranda Kerr was already well into motherhood in 2012, but what stood out in 2012 was how fast she got back her scrawny little modeling figure. But with a few extra curves here and there thanks to her being mom. And yeah, I’m totally talking about her slightly larger cleavage, and more bootylicious booty. As you can see by the insanely sexy top photo… hoochie mama!
The stunningly sexy and perfectly crafted Xenia Deli was one of my favorite “breakout” models of 2012, and even though she didn’t have a large output of photoshoots, the few that were released were a freaking drool-fest. Mark my words… this babe is going to be huge in 2013. Especially in my dreams.
The adorably hot Erin Heatherton got more modeling work in 2012 than ever before, and got even more popular in general as well thanks to her relationship with the unbelievably lucky Leonardo DiCaprio. But that relationship is over now, which just makes Erin than much more sexier.
Nina Agdal was another “breakout” model in 2012, and you can clearly see why, eh? This sexy little peach has one of the most perfect bodies that I’ve ever seen. And trust me, I’ve seen a lot. In person. Anyways, she’s super cute and ultra sexy in anything she wears, and I can’t wait to see more of her. In person.
Doutzen Kroes is another model who got back to work with a vengeance in 2012 after giving birth, and holy hell in a hand basket… she looked sexier than ever! And she benefited from having a baby as well… in the booty department. Hands down one of the sexiest booties on the entire freaking planet! There’s no need for me to keep blabbing… click on her freaking picture ASAP!
Ah Kate Upton, what would we have done without you in 2012? Not only did Kate make the cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, and give us the insanely sexy “Cat Daddy” dance, but she also unleashed the sexiest and most bodacious bikini cleavage ever seen by man. And god. Seriously, even god is drooling over her bikini cleavage. So freaking hot…
Emily Ratajkowski was hands down my favorite new model of 2012, and not only that, but she’s already one of my favorite models period. The girl is the definition of shwingtastic perfection. I mean, you can’t get more perfect and sexier than that. Now she really didn’t do that many bikini and lingerie photoshoots in 2012, but the few that she did were beyond sexy. And she didn’t just make the list because of her bikini and lingerie photoshoots. She also made the list because of her photoshoots that I can’t post on the site. You guys know which photoshoots I’m talking about, right? Right. Say it with me my peeps… sweet Christmas!
And the number one spot goes to my future wife, Candice Swanepoel! No surprise here, eh? I mean, I posted more photos of Candice than anyone else in 2012, model or celeb. The girl is absolutely banging from head to toe, and she oozes major sex appeal in each and every single one of her photos. And her booty and mid-section (i.e. ultra tiny waist/groovy hips) still zap me into a zombie-like state of drooling. Plus, you know, she’s my future wife and the future mother of my nine children for crying out loud!
That’s it for 2012 my peeps! I hope you enjoyed the list. Please leave your comments below and let me know your thoughts on the list. And seriously, thanks for reading. Here’s to an even more shwingtastic 2013!