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One of the most mismatched unions (and a pain in my side) in Hollywood is finally over. Yup, supermodel Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom are getting a divorce. Here’s the skinny:

A rep for Bloom tells E!, “In a joint statement, Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr have announced that they have been amicably separated for the past few months. After six years together, they have recently decided to formalize their separation.”

The statement continued, “Despite this being the end of their marriage, they love, support and respect each other as both parents of their son and as family.” (Source)

Well, that’s really too bad… for Orlando Bloom! If I had to guess, I’d say Miranda must have finally seen the light. Or maybe a picture of me. C’mon, there was no way that these two were going to stay together. I mean, look at her. And then look at him! She waaaaaay to freaking hot for that doorknob! Plus, me and Miranda were meant to be together. Seriously, a fortune teller once told me that. Anyways, to mourn celebrate this divorce I’ve posted some of Miranda’s sexiest galleries… as one does when a screaming hot celebrity babe breaks up and gets freed from her lesser half. Enjoy!

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Here’s supermodel Miranda Kerr not modeling tiny bikinis or naughty lingerie, but still managing look like a supernova of uber sexiness and show off her wicked curves, sexy stems, killer cleavage, and awesome little booty thanks to not one, but two skimpy little dresses at two seperate NYC shindigs yesterday afternoon. Hoochie mama! And that, my peeps, is why this babe is a supermodel. And why I need to shut up and let you guys get to the clicking and the drooling. Enjoy, and check out the rest of the stunning photos after the jump!

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Here are supermodels Behati Prinsloo and Miranda Kerr at the Victoria’s Secret Herald Square for the “Fabulous Collection Launch” in NYC yesterday afternoon, and as you can clearly see, they make one hell of a shwingtastic pair, eh? Hoochie mama! They’re like Batman and Robin… only hotter. And female. Anyways, I guess that means Miranda Kerr is Robin since she’s wearing yellow. But that doesn’t make sense considering her status (i.e. she’s hotter and more experienced). Hmmmm, they should change outfits. Like, right now. Alright, alright, I’ve blabbed enough; enjoy the photos!

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here’s supermodel and super hot mama Miranda Kerr looking like one drop dead sexy little minx at last night’s Global Green USA 10th Annual Pre-Oscar Party. Unfortunately the shwing-fest ends there because Miranda brought along her husband Orlando Bloom (aka the luckiest #$%#@$ on the planet). Sweet Jesus… that just doesn’t make any sense. I mean, look at him! And then look at her! I know, I know, he’s a famous actor (or he used to be a famous actor) and all of that stuff, but seeing a doorknob like him with a babe like her just boils my blood. Especially one that married her and knocked her up. Booooo!

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Here’s supermodel Miranda Kerr prancing around West Hollywood yesterday afternoon in a groovy pair of skin-tight jeans, and looking like only a supermodel can look like in a pair of groovy skin-tight jeans… WOW! Get a load of that sexy little booty! And those scrawny little stems! And that groovy little booty! Yeah, I know I already mentioned the booty, but look at it; it deserves multiple praises. And so does the rest of her, so without further ado… enjoy!

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Here’s supermodel and super hot mama Miranda Kerr prancing around NYC yesterday afternoon on her day off, and still looking as drool-inducing as ever in her civilian disguise. Well, that’s a given, right? I mean, her job is to look insanely hot 24/7, so even when she isn’t working and modeling skimpy little bikinis and naughty lingerie, she’s still going to look insanely hot. So I guess you can say that she’s technically always working. Ok, this is starting to sound like an episode of Doctor Who, so enough mind-mashing; enjoy the photos!

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Alright my peeps; the day (or one of the days) that we’ve been waiting for is finally here. The 2012 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show was filmed last night, and here are a whole slew of photos from the show of our favorite Angels looking insanely sexy in skimpy little get-ups. Led by my future wife, Candice Swanepoel, of course. So sit back and get ready to be blown the #$@% away by some of the sexiest babes on the entire planet looking their absolute sexiest. Enjoy, and check out the rest of the photos after the jump!

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Here’s supermodel and super hot mama Miranda Kerr doing what she does best, and that’s looking drop dead sexy from head to toe in a tiny bikini at a Sydney beach for a bikini photoshoot earlier today… lord have mercy! Yeah, I know that we see this babe in tiny bikinis and skimpy little lingerie all the freaking time, but she’s so damn adorably hot and has such a perfect/sexy little body that “all the freaking time” is still not nearly enough. Absolute perfection from head to toe!

The only blemish that I see is that she’s married to Orlando Bloom… but I’m not going to go there this time. Not when there’s this much Miranda Kerr bikini sexiness staring back at you and waiting to be drooled over. Enjoy, and check out the rest of the sizzling photos after the jump!

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Here’s supermodel Miranda Kerr zapping me into a zombie-like state of drooling by strutting her ridiculously sexy/perfect stems in a pair of skin-tight jeans in NYC yesterday afternoon. Yes, I know that we see this peach wearing very little clothing (i.e. bikinis, underwear) ninety-nine percent of the time that we see her, but I can’t help it; skinny jeans tightly wrapped around a pair of sexy/skinny legs is what really fuels my engines. Plus, you know, it’s Miranda Kerr showing off her sexy stems, groovy thighs, slender hips, etc… Alright, enjoy!

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Here’s supermodel Miranda Kerr taking a stroll through the streets of NYC yesterday afternoon hand in hand with her husband Orlando Bloom, and… oh man, this just doesn’t make any sense whatsoever. Yeah, yeah, I know that the doorknob is filthy rich and that he’s a famous actor, but he’s nowhere near as famous as he used to be, and I’m pretty damn sure he isn’t making the money he used to make… has he even been in anything since the Lord of the Rings and Pirate flicks ended? Oh yeah, he’s also ridiculously goofy looking and terribly unstylish. So why the hell is this uber sexy babe with this guy!?

And I don’t even want to get into the fact that Orlando is the lucky you-know-what that knocked her up. It’s freaking insane. Especially when I look at his doofus mug next to Miranda’s adorable hotness and drop dead sexy stems. Ok, rant over; enjoy… the Miranda part of the photos.

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Here’s supermodel and super hot mama, Miranda Kerr, doing what she does best at the 2012 Women Of Style Awards in Sydney, Australia, and as you can clearly see, what she does best is look ridiculously hot from head to toe. Wowzers! And as if Miranda didn’t already look like a supernova of hotness, she decided to wear a dress that makes her look like a mesmerizing Greek goddess. Ahem… a Greek goddess who obviously doesn’t need a pesky mortal invention like a bra. Nice. Enjoy!

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